We will put out a random formation with players in the wrong places in the first half - 45 minutes will be terrible. The second half we will make changes and look better but will run out of time - we will draw this and wish we hadn't wasted the first half. Also, someone like Arthur will provide an assist for Udinese.
By the way, I have a PhD in biological sciences, I have a thesis of approximately 300 pages. It took 3 months to write. Pirlo and I have been through the same pain, I understand the process and the level of intellect required to write one. I can guarantee that he waffled in his viva exam and that some Juventus representatives like Nedved/Paratici were on the examining panel.