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KB824

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Here's an easy one, However, as a bonus, I would like to know WHO says this comment.


"You could be the first pirate comedian!!!"
 
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Martin

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    That's the fluffy shirt that Kramer's girlfriend wanted Jerry to wear on tv. Kramer said that. ;)
     

    KB824

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    Ahem........................................



    You're right on the first part,





    But incorrect on the 2nd part.


    I'll give you a hint, actually 2.


    #1) This person is not a cast regular, but was a special guest.


    #2) This person also worked on the same network as Seinfeld. (NBC)
     

    Torkel

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    "Kramer, listen to me. I'm never going to have a child. If I lose this *part edited out*, that's it for me."
    "Believe me, George, you can count on Slippery Pete."
     

    The Pado

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    Doctor: "Leo, why are you getting so angry?"

    Uncle Leo: "Angry? Doctor, I'm not angry."

    Doctor: "I don't like your disposition."

    Leo: "Disposition????"
     

    gray

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    ++ [ originally posted by Stupendous Man ] ++
    I want to say that its the "Kenny Roger's Roaster" Episode.
    :LOL: I loved the big red sign


    Okay try this one, pretty easy

    Elaine: Oh, I was just at this recital and Jerry put a ********* on my leg and I started laughing.
     
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    Martin

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    Pad, that's the one where Leo, Elaine and Kramer have this rash and they're blacklisted by every doctor in town.
     

    The Pado

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    Yes, Martin, and Elaine drew the angry eyebrows on Leo after his real eyebrows were burned off. You got it! I am impressed.

    Gray -- Pez Dispenser!
     
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    Martin

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    Ok let's keep it going. This one is short and sweet.

    "The little man knows all."
     

    IncuboRossonero

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    the "nipple" episode

    Here is a CLASSIC Constanza speech:

    George: The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to return soup at a deli! PAUSE
    George: I got about fifty-feet out and then suddenly the great beast appeared before me. I tell ya he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence he gave out a big bellow. I said, "Easy big fella!" And then as I watched him struggling I realized something was obstructing his breathing. From where I was standing I could see directly into the eye of the great fish!

    Jerry: Mammal.

    George: Whatever.

    Kramer: Well, what did you do next?

    George: Then from out of nowhere a huge title wave lifted, tossed like a
    quark and I found myself on top of him face to face with the blow-hole. I could barely see from all of the waves crashing down on top of me but I knew something was there so I reached my hand and pulled out the obstruction!

    (George pulls out of the inside pocket a golf ball)
     
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    Martin

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    Nick, do you remember Kramer's reaction to that? When George pulls out the golf ball? Brilliant. :cool:

    Your turn to give a quote..
     
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    Martin

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    Jerry set Elaine up for a date with a guy he thought would be great for her. On the first date, however they're sitting in his car and he takes it out.

    "over the balcony, bounced off some respirator thing, into the patient"
    "what do you mean into the patient?"
     

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