YESS!!!
He spiked my drink and molest me with his little thumbs.
Hire a jewbinco midget lookalike, find a black dude that looks like me to be drugged, have a camera set up in a corner, midget molest man, man wakes up and knocks out midget.
Meanwhile, kidnap jewbinco, extract semen, knock him out, sprinkle semen on self, carry jewbinco to police station. sue him.