came across this and had a wee chuckle, thought you may like it andy
..Now over to the Boydsound team for all the lastest on the Kris Boyd situation. with Richard Gordon...
RG: Lets cross straight to Ibrox where Chick Young has some breaking news, Chick!
CY: I can exclusively reveal that Kris Boyd has just entered the toilet cubical and closed it behind him.
RG: Thanks Chick, Billy Dodds and Murdo MacLeod, what do you make of the latest development?
BD: Boydie is clearly setting his stall out to ask questions of the toilet bowl, but considering his work rate its too soon to speculate anything of substance will appear.
RG: Murdo? MM: I'll go for 3-1 Celtic
RG: Chick?
CY: I can exclusiely reveal that a loud rippng noise came from inside the very cubical that contains Kris Boyd! As yet no plop of bud-umff has followed but something may well be moving...
RG: Any smell Chick?
CY: Yes Richard I can exclusively reveal that the air is full of an alluring musk, which George Burley should be forced to smell!
RG: On that subject Doddsy should George Burley be forced to go to Ibrox and take a big wiff?
BD: Definetly! He should be made to realise the perfume he is missing... for the sake of our national team if nothing else.
RG: Chick!CY: I can exclusively reveal that Kris Boyd has requested some toilet paper, which would suggest that something solid may have appeared!
RG: Murdo, what do you make of the latest developments?
MM: I'll go for 3-1 Celtic
RG: Chick!CY: I have in my hand a piece of paper, which David Murray has just handed me...its yon rough stuff we used to get as school in Paisley, changed days, I can remember helping Brian Laudrup clean his royal ring with pink, triple ply, quilted quality, material, now the Rangers players are reduced to the Clint Eastwood Paper- ropugh tough and takes **** from no man! Things are grim....(Chick breaks down)Ad naus....