Scarlett Johansson (16 Viewers)

[Dan]

++ [ originally posted by Erik ] ++
Overrated is not the same as unnecessary.

This time I just saved you all a conversation that would have lead to a useless middle-road conclusion: Scarlett Johansson is fuckable

But I like conversing with you. Anyway, I have to suck up to you. You have more posts :strong:

Edit: You think she is ****able?

 

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[Slagathor]

How does having more posts make me a suck-up object???

And yeah I'd do her if I were horny, drunk and option-less

 

[Dan]

++ [ originally posted by Erik ] ++
How does having more posts make me a suck-up object???

And yeah I'd do her if I were horny, drunk and option-less [/QUOTE

I couldnt think of anything more witty to say in that situation to be honest. But generally with this forum the members with less posts suck up to the people with more posts. Its great, I get put in peoples dedications and ive never even heard of them.

 

[Slagathor]

Aahh yes we'll you're top of the list for my 25000 dedication

 

[Dan]

++ [ originally posted by Erik ] ++
Aahh yes we'll you're top of the list for my 25000 dedication

I expect no less than 500 hundred words, with a little drawing on paint of me.

 

[Chxta]

She very pretty!

 

[Slagathor]

++ [ originally posted by Dan ] ++
I expect no less than 500 hundred words, with a little drawing on paint of me.

Nuh-uh, I'm a writer, I don't paint. It's a deadly sin for us.

 

[Slagathor]

++ [ originally posted by Chxta ] ++
She very pretty!

The alcohol's gone to your head!

Oh no wait

 

[Dan]

Then about 1,000 words for me.

Ps. Im a writer but ill do crude drawings when I need to.

 

[Slagathor]

You'll never make it big

 

[Chxta]

++ [ originally posted by Erik ] ++


The alcohol's gone to your head!

Oh no wait

My guy that's a low blow!

 

[Dan]

++ [ originally posted by Erik ] ++
You'll never make it big

On the contrary, I have everything it takes to be the next Dan Brown. Even the name for christ sake.

 

[Slagathor]

Earth calling to Daniel

 

[JRulez]

scarlett's hot, nuff said

 

[Dan]

++ [ originally posted by Erik ] ++
Earth calling to Daniel

Whatever. People will still think of Dan brown when they see Daniel Brown.. Deny that

 

[Slagathor]

Then to be disappointed when they start reading and realise they bought the book from that other guy

 

[Dan]

At least ill have some sort of title!

 

[Slagathor]

What you need, mate, is a cool Alias

 

[Marty]

What Erik said.

*whistles*

 

[Dan]

++ [ originally posted by Erik ] ++
What you need, mate, is a cool Alias

' Phil Dire ' is my alter ego. Or alias, or whenever I need a name.