Romelu Lukaku - Forward- Manchester United (3 Viewers)

[Signora Omicidi]

have stomachache since heard this news.
I'm not sure I can handle seeing this guy in our shirt.
For the first time i feel bad about next season.
We are shooting ourselves in foot.

 

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[Mike-e-y]

I can’t believe we would do this.

I get Conte wanting him for his style of football but Lukaku in a Sarri team??!!

It makes sense on literally 0 levels. That’s why it cannot happen. Surely.

Also trading in our most technically gifted attacker for the privilege!!

What is happening in the world?

 

[Stu]

I can’t believe we would do this.

I get Conte wanting him for his style of football but Lukaku in a Sarri team??!!

It makes sense on literally 0 levels. That’s why it cannot happen. Surely.

Also trading in our most technically gifted attacker for the privilege!!

What is happening in the world?

Makes no sense whatsoever. We would be undoing the good work we've done in this transfer window so far.

 

[Oggy]

And I laughed and felt happy when I read that Inter was after Lukaku and felt really grateful we didn’t signed Conte as our coach...

Why don’t we try to sign Martial or if we are really looking for someone like Lukaku why not go after Zapata for the half of the Lukaku’s price...

Or why do we even bother with our front line which is complete and stacked???

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

have stomachache since heard this news.
I'm not sure I can handle seeing this guy in our shirt.
For the first time i feel bad about next season.
We are shooting ourselves in foot.

Only now you feel bad? It’s had the makings of a disaster since we hired the bum to manage us. This is just the icing on the cake.

 

[j0ker]

He will suit Sarri's tactics for fast football, one way or another he will lose the ball after 2 seconds.

 

[Bianconero81]

Fab and Nedved must be Dumb and Dumber in disguise. Kean and Dybala out (one is a technical player with a sweet left foot, and the other a youth team prospect with potential) for a lumbering clumsy oaf who possesses a first touch that makes Matree look like a ball control god. This over-sized Belgium cunt could be replaced by a lamppost for a fraction of the price. Meaningless deal in an area where we really don't need to do anything. Focus on the fucking midfield FFS!

 

[Fr3sh]

The ones who voted for him to score 26+

 

[DAiDEViL]

He will suit Sarri's tactics for fast football, one way or another he will lose the ball after 2 seconds.

Yeah, let's just keep Higgy instead.

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Fab and Nedved must be Dumb and Dumber in disguise. Kean and Dybala out (one is a technical player with a sweet left foot, and the other a youth team prospect with potential) for a lumbering clumsy oaf who possesses a first touch that makes Matree look like a ball control god. This over-sized Belgium cunt could be replaced by a lamppost for a fraction of the price. Meaningless deal in an area where we really don't need to do anything. Focus on the fucking midfield FFS!

Yo yo, slow down ma man! Don't you talk bad about legends like Mitra Matri.

 

[Bianconero81]

The ones who voted for him to score 26+

Maybe they were considering own goals.

I'm sure Quetzy and Kao Ray are trolling; they're way smarter than that. Either that or they're just being incredibly optimistic, beyond Hustini levels.

 

[Fr3sh]

Maybe they were considering own goals.

I'm sure Quetzy and Kao Ray are trolling; they're way smarter than that. Either that or they're just being incredibly optimistic, beyond Hustini levels.

has he ever scored that amount in his career?

 

[Bianconero81]

has he ever scored that amount in his career?

He had 20, 25, and 26 for Everton in 3 consecutive seasons. He's still a shit player tho.

 

[s4tch]

loveya @Fint

 

[Fondeh Ocheche]

management have officially lost their mind.... I was jazzing my pants after de light...… now im facepalming HARD....

sell keane and Dybala. keep all your washed up oldies, and buy a pylon on top.....

this is absurd.

 

[Bianconero81]

Paratootsie: Hey Nedved. Pogba wants to come back to Juventus.

Pavel Knobhead: Fab. I have a better idea. Inter wants Lukaku. Let's offer United Dybala in exchange for Lukaku, so we fuck up Inter's mercato, just like I fucked off Allegri.

Paratootsie: Brilliant. Let's do that. We're stacked in midfield anyway. Let's send Dybala to Manchester, get Lukaku, and fuck Conte in the process.

Jinxass Devil: Hey Fab. What's happening? I need some good news to deliver to Tuz.

Paratootsie: Hey Badass. What the fuck are you doing here? Go praise me on Tuz. Tell those fools we are getting Neymar.

Jinxass Devil: Yes master. Please don't let me down or I will never be able to show my face on Tuz again. It will be like Jana Redux.

 

[David01]

He had 20, 25, and 26 for Everton in 3 consecutive seasons. He's still a shit player tho.

and 48 goals for Belgium, making him the all time topscorer and he's only 26

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

and 48 goals for Belgium, making him the all time topscorer and he's only 26

The all time top scorer for Belgium?! Well fuck... sign me up!

 

[Bianconero81]

and 48 goals for Belgium, making him the all time topscorer and he's only 26

He's still a giant piece of shit and a lumbering oaf with a horrible touch and a serious downgrade to everyone in our attack.

 

[Fellas]

loveya @Fint

Bernadeschi he is even worse then Lukaku. At best he should be a bench player. Makes many mistakes, hold on to the ball to much, scores and assist very little, can have a great game once in a while.

 

[GiocataGrande]

I need this to be confirmed as bullshit asap.