R.I.P. Todd and Timmy (3 Viewers)

[Bjerknes]

And if you don't like the Freedom Ponchos, you're part of Al Qaeda.

 

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[The Pado]

I was accussed of being in Al Queda just for ordering a quesadilla at Taco Jazeera.

 

[Bjerknes]

OK, you sound like Al Qaeda. Time to get on our lovely FEMA Train, equipped with steel shackles for your safety.

 

[The Pado]

Right. Just give me a few minutes to blow up Poland's giant new Jesus statue.

 

[Bjerknes]

Today is the day, gentlemen. And looks like shit has begun with this ICBM being shot from the apparent "Underwater UFO base" in California.

God help all wushers.

 

[The Pado]

Not one window washer will die on Del Piero's birthday. However, there is always tomorrow. Al Quesadilla in Iraq.

 

[Bjerknes]

Is that a bomb in your pants or did you reach puberty at age 5?

 

[Bjerknes]

After the events of September 11, we must take no chances with terrorists. Todd and Timmy's heads are reminder we face a real enemy, a true enemy, plotting against us in caves. Scary terrorists could be anywhere, anyone, so the threat is real.

So Johnny, let good old Frank here feel you up. He may be a pedophile but this is national security we're talking about here Johnny. Oooh yeah, you like it Johnny, don't ya. Good little patriot you are.

 

[Martin]

Everyone knows Japanese tv is crazy, but who knew that this would ever be a documentary:

 

[Bjerknes]

Damn, that first girl is fine.

TSA: The world's largest employer of pedophiles.

 

[Bjerknes]

This man will fondle your children, body scan your wife, and make your heads fly.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

It is really sad though. Real 1984 shit.

 

[Bjerknes]

Unfortunately, 1984 is where we heading.

 

[JBF]

Apparently Todd&Timmy's death isn't going for waste, today the heroes who made sure more people aren't to be lost in that terrorist attack received their compensation for what they've been suffering since that day instead of paying the fruits of gratitude.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-11801778


Thank you Todd&Timmy

 

[Enron]

Nothing like the Burke Brothers killing time in Himeytown, USA.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Okay, off to get the Anthony.

 

[Bjerknes]

Please tell me this is Photoshopped and isn't Todd.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

holy shit!

 

[Enron]

That's wicked crazy.

 

[The Pado]

That silly fucker is gonna meet an airplane, right after his head meets New Jersey. Do you know goddamn sick I am of having to pick up heads on the Turnpike. I'd rather put heads on pikes.