R.I.P. Todd and Timmy (10 Viewers)

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
111,601
URGENT MESSAGE

There is speculation there will be a terror attack against window washers on November 9, 2010. 9/11/10.

The terror attack is predicted by a Simpsons episode where city officials detonate a nuke in Springfield. A clock that is stuck on 9:11 falls right next to Homer while he is sleeping outside in his back yard. The round clock looks like a 10. The clock signifies heads flying away from ground zero and landing in the yards of unsuspecting citizens, like Todd Burke's head came crashing down on that one teacher's property.

We advise that all window washers heed this warning and do not show up for work on 11/9/10. If they do, then heads shall fly.

Department of Head/Brain Security
 

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
111,601
REPORT: Department of Head/Brain Security suspect certain terror groups are planning attacks on 11/9/10. Officials say terrorists are planning to tie bombs to their genitals as a way to avoid airport detection. The terrorists will be lovingly known as the Penis Bombers if the unfortunate attacks go ahead as planned.
 

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
111,601
REPORT: Department of Head/Brain Security are only allowing individuals wearing Ballz Out Jeans on flights. If your testicles are not exposed when entering TSA security checkpoints, you will be considered a dangerous terrorist with bombs on your balls. If TSA finds a big package down there, then they may or may not let you on the flight. DHBS reminds you to buy Ballz Out.
 

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
111,601
REPORT: The Department of Head/Brain Security, in conjunction with the Department of Raghead Security, have issued a grim warning: "The Penis Bombers are cumming. Cumming all over you Window Wushers."
 

swag

L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
83,482
"...please report to your local Civil Defense for the distribution of Freedom Ponchos. Unless your name is 'Pancho', in which case you're doubly screwed."
 

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