URGENT MESSAGE
There is speculation there will be a terror attack against window washers on November 9, 2010. 9/11/10.
The terror attack is predicted by a Simpsons episode where city officials detonate a nuke in Springfield. A clock that is stuck on 9:11 falls right next to Homer while he is sleeping outside in his back yard. The round clock looks like a 10. The clock signifies heads flying away from ground zero and landing in the yards of unsuspecting citizens, like Todd Burke's head came crashing down on that one teacher's property.
We advise that all window washers heed this warning and do not show up for work on 11/9/10. If they do, then heads shall fly.
Department of Head/Brain Security