I nominate myself as moderator. I will reopen every garbage thread that Tom closes. No garbage will be alone anymore. Wait i'll ban Tom and Graham if he starts getting trigger happy again. I'll force Martin to redevelop the fucking colour scheme of this forum, and upgrade it and add the evil zombie gingerbread cookie smilie. Ill delete those gay little footballs under your name so you can be taken seriously. I'll make a bigger avatar size so creativity can thrive in this otherwise unoriginal world that Nick has created for us.
But I changed my mind, i think ill just go watch TV. Thats what I could do though, if I wanted to.