The real prophets are speculators who trade on the real Allah, Light Sweet Crude Oil. Those who do not trade Allah futures should be round up, placed in camps, and have their heads cut off. The faux Prophet Muhammed is a terrorist who should bow down to the likes of MF Global, Goldman Sachs and Tradition Energy. The Quoran is sacrilege -- only the books of Elliot Wave Theory, Tools and Tactics for the Master Day Trader, and Technical Analysis Explained will be accepted as The Word of God. His Shrine is the New York Mercantile Exchange, which is why the Muslim terrorists want to destroy it.