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[JCK]

Read these reviews, they cracked me up

http://www.amazon.com/Denon-AKDL1-D...ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=0&filterBy=addFiveStar

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[SABSAB]

 

[Bozi]

OMG OMG OMG OMG THIS IS THE CABLE

is sheer genius

 

[JCK]

There's a lot of negative reviews of this cable. I say, why? It's clearly worth the money.

I sense you're skeptical.

Here's proof: Just 1 minute after pressing the button to order this, I had 7 phone calls from insanely hot women, and got 7 dates out of it. Coincidence? I think not.

I have a hot date for the next week, every night, and you don't. Why aren't you buying this cable?!

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

THis shit is great.

 

[mikhail]

+rep there Jeekster.

 

[V]

How the heck did you stumble upon this? Sheer brilliance.

 

[Nenz]

"This cable made my David Hasselhoff CD sound like William Shatner! My only disappointment was in having too much of a good thing."

This is good stuff Jack.

 

[V]

"The AKDL1 and I are to be married this Saturday by the Head of the Denon R&D team in a small ceremony on the beach. I've finally found my Cable."

 

[Sadomin]

Great find, Jack.

Here's another one: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000NZW3KC

 

[V]

And another one.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-rev...ts=1&colid=&sortBy=bySubmissionDateDescending

"I am a little disappointed to be honest. After struggling for many days to get hold of a 2km long sheet of paper to test my new Bic I realized I should have spent my time on other things. The pen only completed 1989.67 metres leaving a good 10.33 metres of empty paper. Ill stick to crayons in future."

"I am slightly offended as to why pens have to be specified as a masculine object. Please, consider introducing a range of titpoint or fannypoint pens as soon as possible."

 

[V]

"I used to be gay...

Until I plugged this baby into my Denon receiver and cranked up some Toby Keith.

Now, I can't even look at a man and not feel completely repulsed! What was I thinking?????

Thank you, Denon!!!!!!!!"

 

[Martin]

The Denon AKDL1 cables increase polarized hyperbaric ethernet throughput to over 70 petabytes/second. This cable is the first in a series of nano-molecular para-polarized transparent aluminum cabling, soon to be standard in all Denon audiophile equipment.

Since carefully installing the Denon cables using the provided surgical gloves, my system has stablized in Hilbert space. Apparently the Denon AKDL1 performs polarized nanoscale quantum tunneling by using a custom transparent aluminum cable matrix to push parameterized vorgon particles through a dark fibre phase variant Heisenberg compensator. How they accomplish this for only $500, I don't know.

 

[JCK]

That's amazing

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

read the one about how the cable is clearly inferior to the Apple iCable for only $800

 

[JCK]

Yes, I read that

 

[Wings]

Gave a me laugh there

 

[JCK]

Martin reminded me of this thread.

I read the review again and I laughed as much as I did when I read it the first time.

 

[Enron]

Those are some expensive ass cables.

 

[Buck Fuddy]

What exactly is one supposed to do with an ass cable?