So they have 200mln pounds in their pocket and they're after Rovella according to the italian media?
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Kai Havertz, the footballing enigma, is a man of many talents—most of which remain hidden, even to him. Purchased by clubs as if he were a Renaissance masterpiece, Havertz has mastered the art of being everywhere and nowhere on the pitch at the same time. He’s a striker who doesn’t score, a midfielder who doesn’t pass, and a winger who doesn’t cross. Truly, he’s the Swiss Army Knife of football—with all the tools missing.
Commentators describe his performances as “elegant,” which is code for “didn’t touch the ball much, but looked graceful jogging around.” Defenders love him because marking Havertz is like babysitting a ghost. Fans debate his best position with such fervor you’d think he was a Rubik’s Cube, except no one ever solves it.
And yet, his biggest talent might be his ability to look like he’s on the verge of greatness—permanently. Every scuffed shot or misplaced pass is met with a furrowed brow, a glance at the heavens, and the hope that maybe, just maybe, next week he’ll explode into action. But like a slow-cooking roast, Havertz’s time to shine is always “just a little longer.”
In a world obsessed with instant gratification, Kai Havertz reminds us of a timeless truth: sometimes, nothing happens, and that’s okay.
Commentators describe his performances as “elegant,” which is code for “didn’t touch the ball much, but looked graceful jogging around.” Defenders love him because marking Havertz is like babysitting a ghost. Fans debate his best position with such fervor you’d think he was a Rubik’s Cube, except no one ever solves it.
And yet, his biggest talent might be his ability to look like he’s on the verge of greatness—permanently. Every scuffed shot or misplaced pass is met with a furrowed brow, a glance at the heavens, and the hope that maybe, just maybe, next week he’ll explode into action. But like a slow-cooking roast, Havertz’s time to shine is always “just a little longer.”
In a world obsessed with instant gratification, Kai Havertz reminds us of a timeless truth: sometimes, nothing happens, and that’s okay.
I believe in Marmoush crossing over (tho City too big and too soon for him).
But when will big clubs learn don't buy Frankfurt players? Especially attackers?
Not a single one of them have had success since moving from them. Combination of too big moves and them being entirely system players. Even after the coach moves to Brighton, the well oiled system keeps working as usual.
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