Post of the Month: August - Nominations (17 Viewers)

[Vinman]

this could be August's post of the month-

Who do you have to fook in this place to get to eat Logan's maldini?

I'm not asking for me, mind you. Christ, she's just a child. I'm asking for Tifoso Lou.

 

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[ßöмßäяðîëя]

"DELPIE BEST!

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i want tell story when i meet delpie what i do would be great about to send him letter from when i was from china and i tell him great fan me is about to go to dropbox tell him this

ok?

so i go get letter todelpie when in walk naked wife, she nasty, so i tell her go put rice on her body, she say no so i tell her my busy about delpie in my mind about to explode with great rapture from heaven hell and land and sea and helicopter boats so she finally understand so i great tell delpie to letter but WAIT better idea, i great tell delpie how i call in letter and send

he send back big kiss kiss poster of him from nedveds cheek and buffons hair but he also send me kiss kiss telephone number so i go local communist library tell them delpie call and i need phone when no read book from library in china land but they no tell me so i get like big restarant and throw it at them and they say ok


ok?

i get right on phone call delpie and he no pick up, i say pick up real loud and finally woman pick up and she say he no come phone now because he shower with himself so i get excited and tell her i come over from china through land like drill but she say no becuz he like fuck her so i tell her slutbecause i fuck delpie and only me because that is what i like to do when i think about naked delpie in my panites so i tell her that is she ever wants to do this again, i tell her great and i come to tell her great great about china and she tell me wht?



OKAY!!!"


was the obvious post of the month ...

Thanks a lot, broseppi.

 

[d.nico]

Thanks a lot, broseppi.

that was post of the month.

 

[mikhail]

People can nominate a post in this thread (please link and quote) as the funniest or most insightful post in the month.

At the end of the month, I'll pick ten or so, and we'll have a poll. If we can keep this up, we can have a post of the year competition.

 

[Byrone]

Pado is the man.

 

[Azzurri7]

man that post about Delpie is something, who the fvck posted that, SingJuveSing?

:rofl2:

 

[IlDivinCodino]

who delpie i no post? i no know SingJuveSing post not him because must pervert post.

ok?

month of the post........!!!

 

[laffayette]

Thanks a lot, broseppi.

yeah i totally agree with that one. it was the funniest post..ever!

 

[Bozi]

the pado, revealing bozi and byrones hidden secret. pure class

Hi, I'm Bozi, but you can call me Rob. I live in Scotland and work in the Home for Old Fuckers. When the old fuckers aren't busy qualifying for the World Cup in England's group, they are here shitting in their pants. Well, somebody has to clean that stuff up.

Any way, I love Juventus but the team in my heart is Heart of Midlothian, Scotland's finest collection of drunken Scots and drunken Lithuanians. Fuck the Old Firm, Edinburg is where the real football is played.

Here is a pic of me kicking it on the beach in Shitsville.

http://www.juventuz.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1118758&postcount=455

Hello. I am Byrone from South Africa. At first I was afraid to post my pic because I didn't want a bunch of internet wankers tossing to my pic, but then I found out how many Inter fans liked to visit this site. So . . . I was persuaded by Bozi to give our Inter friends a thrill.

P.S. I get paid ungodly amounts of money to bomb martinis all day while chasing the hotties.

http://www.juventuz.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1118770&postcount=458

 

[Lilianna]

Inter will still brag about "winning" the 2005-2006 Scudetto because that is all they will have accomplished besides two controversial Coppa Italies in 2045 and 2051.

:rofl2:

http://www.juventuz.com/forum/showthread.php?t=17606

 

[pavelnedved]

"DELPIE BEST!

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i want tell story when i meet delpie what i do would be great about to send him letter from when i was from china and i tell him great fan me is about to go to dropbox tell him this

ok?

so i go get letter todelpie when in walk naked wife, she nasty, so i tell her go put rice on her body, she say no so i tell her my busy about delpie in my mind about to explode with great rapture from heaven hell and land and sea and helicopter boats so she finally understand so i great tell delpie to letter but WAIT better idea, i great tell delpie how i call in letter and send

he send back big kiss kiss poster of him from nedveds cheek and buffons hair but he also send me kiss kiss telephone number so i go local communist library tell them delpie call and i need phone when no read book from library in china land but they no tell me so i get like big restarant and throw it at them and they say ok


ok?

i get right on phone call delpie and he no pick up, i say pick up real loud and finally woman pick up and she say he no come phone now because he shower with himself so i get excited and tell her i come over from china through land like drill but she say no becuz he like fuck her so i tell her slutbecause i fuck delpie and only me because that is what i like to do when i think about naked delpie in my panites so i tell her that is she ever wants to do this again, i tell her great and i come to tell her great great about china and she tell me wht?



OKAY!!!"

Yep, that's the man in his glory days. Unfortunately he has been (permanently) banned. Maybe one should start a petition to un-ban him instead of stupid Chimenti petitions

He will always be in our minds though ...

 

[Seven]

SingJuveSing was lame.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

man that post about Delpie is something, who the fvck posted that, SingJuveSing?

:rofl2:

Yea, it was SingJuve.

But the better question is, was it SingJuve?

 

[Lilianna]

SingJuveSing was lame.

 

[giovanotti]

The best post ever by SingJuveSing.

I want him back.

 

[Alfio_87]

SingJuveSing one of the classics!!

 

[Byrone]

SingJuveSing has Enron written all over it.

 

[Bozi]

damn it just keeps getting betetr, this is byron doing his bit for race relations


http://www.juventuz.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1124175&postcount=169

So u have the following:

1) Palestinian flag in your profile.
2) Have arabic writing in your sig.
3) You can fly an airbus 380.

Way to go Tahir. Wont be long till somebody contacts the homeland security.

 

[Seven]

Why is it that everyone finds an American impersonating a Chinese guy with a profound homosexual love for Alex Del Piero funny? It's rather boring, easy and most of all says more about the American than about the population of China.

 

[Bozi]

Why is it that everyone finds an American impersonating a Chinese guy with a profound homosexual love for Alex Del Piero funny? It's rather boring, easy and most of all says more about the American than about the population of China.

i find juve sing sing a bit lame, was funny for a few seconds but burkey thinks he is a genius