Post of the Month: August - Nominations (1 Viewer)

[Seven]

Burke is the only person in the world who could put a football boot up his ass, a baseball bat in his mouth and bananas in his ears and still think he's a genius.

 

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[Bozi]

Burke is the only person in the world who could put a football boot up his ass, a baseball bat in his mouth and bananas in his ears and still think he's a genius.

make a video of it and proudly show it to the world as well

 

[Seven]

make a video of it and proudly show it to the world as well

Can you imagine the trouble he would be having keeping his legs tight so the football boot doesn't fall out, but at the same point having to keep his mouth closed for the baseball bat whilst also keeping his balance in order to keep the bananas in their place?

He would stumble around for 30 seconds and then go down.

 

[Bozi]

Can you imagine the trouble he would be having keeping his legs tight so the football boot doesn't fall out, but at the same point having to keep his mouth closed for the baseball bat whilst also keeping his balance in order to keep the bananas in their place?

He would stumble around for 30 seconds and then go down.

actually i think i would like to see this we should suggest this as a script for his next video

 

[Vinman]

Pado has another....

Originally Posted by The Pado
Allow me to help . . . clearing my throat . . .


Seven, your bouts of depression, identity crisis, and need to feel superior to the idiots can best be addressed by turning your life over to the lord, our saviour, Jesus Christ . . . and more specifically to the Holy Catholic Church. I have been praying for you and asking the lord to direct you to the Bishop of Antwerpen who can work with you on a daily basis and put you on the path to righteousness.

Have fun.

http://www.juventuz.com/forum/showthread.php?p=1124669#post1124669

 

[Seven]

Go do some push ups, you're losing valuable body mass.

 

[Vinman]

Go do some push ups, you're losing valuable body mass.

oh come on Andries...it was funny

 

[Seven]

oh come on Andries...it was funny

Oh well, I agree .

 

[Byrone]

John doing us proud & doing his bit in having a go at Zlatan.

This just in: Juventus FC's third quarter profits given welcome boost by last-minute bidding in the E-Bay auction of club asset, Zlatan Ibrahimovic.

"It was touch and go there," said one analyst, "but about eighty-five bids in the last forty seconds saw the price go from €12.99 to €22,601,493.27."

The winning bid, from Luciano Moggi, topped the previous bid by just €0.04. It was Moggi's first bid.

We asked Moggi what he intended to do with his new acquisition, Moggi mumbled something about a dungeon, and payback for making it obvious that Juventus had been cheating. "I mean, clearly we weren't beating teams fairly, with a streak of piss like that up front," he said, before we blinked, and he disappeared, leaving only a billowing net curtain on the window.

Sources close to Juventus have responded to news of the sale with a joyous, "Yahoo!"

 

[d.nico]

John doing us proud & doing his bit in having a go at Zlatan.

that's class

 

[Bisco]

nothing beats this soo far, this is my nominee for post of the month (august)
bozi daaaaa man!!!!!


http://www.juventuz.com/forum/showpo...ostcount=11313

Alex-"so first you put the foot inside the boot,then you pull the leces tight"
Totti-"wait, so you tie the laces after they are on the foot??"
Alex-"yes otherwise you will not get them on the foot"
Totti-"ah,ok, then what?"
Alex-"then you put that one over there and under there, then pull it through"
Totti-"pull....over....under.....wait...i got it....no,its gone"
Alex-"think you better stick to those velcro ones"
Totti-"cassano is so lucky to have capello to do i for him"
Alex-"aye but he pays a heavy price for it when he gets his ring stretched"
Totti-"why does he get his ring stretched?wont it fall off his finger?"
Alex-"no,i mean...nevermind"

 

[Byrone]

Bozi nevers dissapoints.

 

[JCK]

Here's one

Damn, next time I shit in the bucket I have to make sure to really put that top on tight . . . otherwise it leaks out and starts posting.

http://www.juventuz.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1134691&postcount=207

The Pado never disappoints int:

 

[Byrone]

Here's one



http://www.juventuz.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1134691&postcount=207

The Pado never disappoints int:

Man every time i read Pado's posts i have to +rep him,i cant keep up!

Robert,the day u stop posting i shall not come back to this forum.

 

[Juve_fanatic]

Yea, it was SingJuve.

But the better question is, was it SingJuve?

Tell me Bombardier do you have a talent for finding the funniest posts on this forum!!! I mean look at my signature!!

 

[Hambon]

Man every time i read Pado's posts i have to +rep him,i cant keep up!

Robert,the day u stop posting i shall not come back to this forum.

Reading that brings tears to my eyes....

 

[d.nico]

Hey..who will win this period?

 

[mikhail]

Voting is here.