Petition to get Claire reinstated (6 Viewers)

[Nicole]

++ [ originally posted by jaecole ] ++
That's bad for you remember.

Whatever doesnt kill you...

but hey I agree with that!

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[Mr. Gol]

The value of bans is decreasing...it took her one day to come back...

edit: and with FOUR (!!) accounts at the same time?!

 

[Respaul]

++ [ originally posted by Blandest ] ++


Oh cool I didnt think we were talking about cocaine!

Lol , not quite, but on that note... A poem ....



From Mayfair to Morden from Soho to Sidcup
From Richmond to Dalston through old Regents park
From Borough to Bayswater, Crouchend to Clapham.
From Debden to Tooting beneath Marble arch.

There are daughters of ministers children of clergy
There are amiable honarables barristers verging
On every single section of today’s society
Have thrown figs to the wind and embraced with such glee
The most wonderful pastime to have come around in years
Yes policemen and plumbers road sweepers and peers

Simply everyone’s taking Cocaine

Well last weekend I rode the Millennium wheel
From above and beneath I heard giggle and squeal
For instead of enjoying fine views all about
All the tourists were busily racking them out
Even those from the west of Ukraine

Simply everyone’s taking Cocaine

In the marathon runners are running with glee
With a vigour quite plain for spectators to see
It’s a marvel how thousands have slashed at their times
By at regular intervals hoofing a line
They’ve been stoking it up like a train

Simply everyone’s taking cocaine

Well I saw a young fireman helmet in hand
With a placard declaring we need thirty grand.
When I asked him to justify such an increase
He said “we have to buy it unlike the police”
Then he left for his villa in Spain

Saying everyone’s taking cocaine

Well I saw fizzy Sipworth attempting to eat
Inexplicably missing the most of her teeth
I said Fizzy your gummy what gives you old wag
She said “snorting Peruvian from the pound bag”
Then she laughed like a Portuguese drain

Simply everyone’s taking cocaine


Well I saw aunty Millie, her nose in a cast
I asked how would she manage her hourly blast
“She said needs must dear boy though it may seem a farce
I’ve been having it blown up the old Khyber Pass
By an elderly friend from Bahrain”

Simply everyone’s taking Cocaine

Uncle Percy set off on his great expedition
I said Percy you look in the peek of condition
“Quite so dear boy I’m a jack in the box
Since I purchased a sack of Bolivian rocks
From a couple I met on a plane ”

Simply everyone’s taking Cocaine

In the jungle old Percy’s supply was near done
He said this lack of chang is impeding my fun
When a barer discovered the wreck of a plane
Fairly stuffed to the gunnels with bales of Cocaine
For a year did he chatter and gurn
His remains were returned in an urn

Well the vicar proclaimed it the poorest of taste
To be scattering ashes all over the place
And if as he suspected, the powder were pure
“We should snort the old goat off the rectory floor”
So he chopped out old Percy in lines
Well at first aunty Millie declined

But she quickly gave in when the reverend stepped in
And assured her that Percy would waggle his chin
If he heard that his very last blast
Was a trip up the old Khyber Pass?
Then we all shouted hip hip hooray

Simply everyone’s taking Cocaine

For bus drivers are tooting it
Jockey’s are hoofing it
DJ’s are spinning it
Gamblers winning it
Forces manoeuvring it
Cleaners are hoovering it
Models are booked on it
Anglers hooked on it
Pensioners drawing it
Footballers scoring it
Technicians miking it
PA’s are biking it
Producers are trying it
AnR men denying it
Publishers collecting it
Lawyers protecting it
Artists are begging it
Some of them pegging it
It seems like it’s simple there’s no one to blame
For the whole of this nation is taking Cocaine
Simply everyone’s taking Cocaine

Oh how gay it all seems and how bright we all are
How much fun we are having and Oh what a lark
To have blistering jousting and sharp repartee
Oh please less less, less, about you
And please more, more, more, about me



By Murray Lachlan Young

 

[Nicole]

Even your sig suggests a liking for cocaine Shadowfax...at first glance of course.

 

[Turdhead]

Oh since my last forum stint Ive well and truely reverted that idea.

To hell with it, im 21 years old, im at Uni, Im enjoying myself before im old and I fucking love drugs. I go about my day, I pass my classes, I go out and get drunk and I come back in the early hours and take coke and pills with friends.

Live with it. ****ed if I care and its only rock and roll.

 

[jaecole]

Just be sure to moderate

 

[Respaul]

FFS... I posted my thoughts on pauls corner over an hour ago and not one mod has had the decency to reply... Whats wrong with you people... you know its right

 

[Turdhead]

++ [ originally posted by Shadowfax ] ++


Lol , not quite, but on that note... A poem ....



From Mayfair to Morden from Soho to Sidcup
From Richmond to Dalston through old Regents park
From Borough to Bayswater, Crouchend to Clapham.
From Debden to Tooting beneath Marble arch.

There are daughters of ministers children of clergy
There are amiable honarables barristers verging
On every single section of today’s society
Have thrown figs to the wind and embraced with such glee
The most wonderful pastime to have come around in years
Yes policemen and plumbers road sweepers and peers

Simply everyone’s taking Cocaine

Well last weekend I rode the Millennium wheel
From above and beneath I heard giggle and squeal
For instead of enjoying fine views all about
All the tourists were busily racking them out
Even those from the west of Ukraine

Simply everyone’s taking Cocaine

In the marathon runners are running with glee
With a vigour quite plain for spectators to see
It’s a marvel how thousands have slashed at their times
By at regular intervals hoofing a line
They’ve been stoking it up like a train

Simply everyone’s taking cocaine

Well I saw a young fireman helmet in hand
With a placard declaring we need thirty grand.
When I asked him to justify such an increase
He said “we have to buy it unlike the police”
Then he left for his villa in Spain

Saying everyone’s taking cocaine

Well I saw fizzy Sipworth attempting to eat
Inexplicably missing the most of her teeth
I said Fizzy your gummy what gives you old wag
She said “snorting Peruvian from the pound bag”
Then she laughed like a Portuguese drain

Simply everyone’s taking cocaine


Well I saw aunty Millie, her nose in a cast
I asked how would she manage her hourly blast
“She said needs must dear boy though it may seem a farce
I’ve been having it blown up the old Khyber Pass
By an elderly friend from Bahrain”

Simply everyone’s taking Cocaine

Uncle Percy set off on his great expedition
I said Percy you look in the peek of condition
“Quite so dear boy I’m a jack in the box
Since I purchased a sack of Bolivian rocks
From a couple I met on a plane ”

Simply everyone’s taking Cocaine

In the jungle old Percy’s supply was near done
He said this lack of chang is impeding my fun
When a barer discovered the wreck of a plane
Fairly stuffed to the gunnels with bales of Cocaine
For a year did he chatter and gurn
His remains were returned in an urn

Well the vicar proclaimed it the poorest of taste
To be scattering ashes all over the place
And if as he suspected, the powder were pure
“We should snort the old goat off the rectory floor”
So he chopped out old Percy in lines
Well at first aunty Millie declined

But she quickly gave in when the reverend stepped in
And assured her that Percy would waggle his chin
If he heard that his very last blast
Was a trip up the old Khyber Pass?
Then we all shouted hip hip hooray

Simply everyone’s taking Cocaine

For bus drivers are tooting it
Jockey’s are hoofing it
DJ’s are spinning it
Gamblers winning it
Forces manoeuvring it
Cleaners are hoovering it
Models are booked on it
Anglers hooked on it
Pensioners drawing it
Footballers scoring it
Technicians miking it
PA’s are biking it
Producers are trying it
AnR men denying it
Publishers collecting it
Lawyers protecting it
Artists are begging it
Some of them pegging it
It seems like it’s simple there’s no one to blame
For the whole of this nation is taking Cocaine
Simply everyone’s taking Cocaine

Oh how gay it all seems and how bright we all are
How much fun we are having and Oh what a lark
To have blistering jousting and sharp repartee
Oh please less less, less, about you
And please more, more, more, about me



By Murray Lachlan Young

Im going to put this on my wall

 

[Respaul]

if you can find it... download it... its so much better when he does it live... especially the newer version (which i posted)

 

[Turdhead]

email it to me.

 

[Respaul]

pm me your mail

 

[Zlatan]

++ [ originally posted by Shadowfax ] ++
FFS... I posted my thoughts on pauls corner over an hour ago and not one mod has had the decency to reply... Whats wrong with you people... you know its right

Show me where you psoted it as I want around, and I'll do my best to answer what I can.

 

[Respaul]

read the last half of previous page Z

 

[Zlatan]

I see. Well, I personaly think it's a no go, but if you want you can ask Martin


Besides, Nick Against the World is everyones thread, start your world domination schemes from there and work your way to the other forums

 

[JCK]

++ [ originally posted by Shadowfax ] ++
Im not talking about a mere thread... Im talking a bout a sub forum... A base to launch our march on forum dominance... Full of ideology, wisdom, cruelty, stories that will blow your mind , a world few dare to enter and fewer ever leave....

A growing tomb of all things hideous pwered by intelligence and evil unfathomable by the human mind...
Slowly recruiting and steamrollering through everything in its path...

Slowly taking over juventuz... Then another and another until all forums are quaking under my bark and granting every wish i desire...

Until eventually the internet is mine... The world is mine !!

And peace reigns once again over this sinful planet....

Let the plague begin !!

This is a side I have never seen in Shadowfax

 

[Nicole]

damn, go Shadowfax! Shadowfax for PM!

 

[Respaul]

This moderation business has sucked the adventure and vision out of you allready Z... I thought it would take at least a few days...

Oh well another one submits to the evil dictatorships of this wrinkly ol plant...

Shame on YOU!!! , Shame on you i say... Strike out, take in this oportunity a higher power offers upon you.. a chance to claim your place in history... show some spirit... or live in boredom and failure as so many have before you...

Shame on YOU !!!

One day, come the revolution, you will knock upon this door ,head held low in shame... sin exuding from your very being... Begging for another chance... Seeking the forgiveness of the greater good....

But NO !!! will come the answer... Left to walk the earth in poverty and suffering, beaten, bullied and ridiculed for all eternity ... A modern day leper...

Warned you have been... and YES!! , oh YES the day of reckoning will come... Ypou have been warned and you will regret this injustice for the rest of your worthless , miserable existence....

With or without you this plague will ravish and revitalise this worthless planet you so foolishly all call home

 

[JCK]

++ [ originally posted by Nicole ] ++
damn, go Shadowfax! Shadowfax for PM!

PM is a small position. Shadowfax for Tyler Durden

 

[Zlatan]

++ [ originally posted by Shadowfax ] ++
This moderation business has sucked the adventure and vision out of you allready Z... I thought it would take at least a few days...

Oh well another one submits to the evil dictatorships of this wrinkly ol plant...

Shame on YOU!!! , Shame on you i say... Strike out, take in this oportunity a higher power offers upon you.. a chance to claim your place in history... show some spirit... or live in boredom and failure as so many have before you...

Shame on YOU !!!

One day, come the revolution, you will knock upon this door ,head held low in shame... sin exuding from your very being... Begging for another chance... Seeking the forgiveness of the greater good....

But NO !!! will come the answer... Left to walk the earth in poverty and suffering, beaten, bullied and ridiculed for all eternity ... A modern day leper...

Warned you have been... and YES!! , oh YES the day of reckoning will come... Ypou have been warned and you will regret this injustice for the rest of your worthless , miserable existence....

Yeah, thats bceause I began preparing a while ago


And I'll stand on the sidelines for now, but if you actually succeed I'll gladly jump on the bandwagon.

 

[Espectro]

++ [ originally posted by Shadowfax ] ++
This moderation business has sucked the adventure and vision out of you allready Z... I thought it would take at least a few days...

Oh well another one submits to the evil dictatorships of this wrinkly ol plant...

Shame on YOU!!! , Shame on you i say... Strike out, take in this oportunity a higher power offers upon you.. a chance to claim your place in history... show some spirit... or live in boredom and failure as so many have before you...

Shame on YOU !!!

One day, come the revolution, you will knock upon this door ,head held low in shame... sin exuding from your very being... Begging for another chance... Seeking the forgiveness of the greater good....

But NO !!! will come the answer... Left to walk the earth in poverty and suffering, beaten, bullied and ridiculed for all eternity ... A modern day leper...

Warned you have been... and YES!! , oh YES the day of reckoning will come... Ypou have been warned and you will regret this injustice for the rest of your worthless , miserable existence....

You should stop watching "Pinky and The Brain"