I am laughing soo hard
I'm imagining a horror movie scene..Zamp washing his face in the bathroom sink..raises his head..opens the medicine cabinet to get some pills..closes it and sees Beppe behind him in the mirror..(cue sudden sound effects)...Zamp turns around stunned and panicked but no one is there...
Beppe's sooo got this...just giving Zamp enough rope to hang himself
From Zamp's diary
One way or another, i wish this one could be put to bed, and soon. Fed up of hearing about the guy now and its taking over my life.
When i make a brew in the morning, i stir the hot tea and when the steam clears, Beppe's face is smiling back at me from in the cup.
I sit down in my car and set off for work, as i adjust my rear view mirror, there he is, Beppe, sat in the back of my car with his mohawk tickling my roof.
I go home from a hard days work and give my wife a kiss, then as our lips unlock BOOM he is there again. Beppe's head on my missus' body looking gazingly into my eyes, wanting me to whisk him up to bed.
My Son wakes for a feed at 3am, i go down to warm his bottle. As i cradle him in my arms i look down and see a hungry, upset Beppe wanting milk.
This is just a typical day for me right now!
