our team very handsome - current crisis (8 Viewers)

[Lion]

SMS is handsome?

not modern hamsum, but def 80s or early 90s jean claude or arnold movie villain hamsum

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When the face of the club is an ugly-ass subhuman parading around as manager, you know that we are in crisis

Zidane would completely solve our hamsumness crisis in one go but wouldn't say no to Palladino either. Very hamsum up and coming coach.

dude palladino is a total sex package.what a sexy thing.

 

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[Badass J Elkann]

not modern hamsum, but def 80s or early 90s jean claude or arnold movie villain hamsum

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dude palladino is a total sex package.what a sexy thing.

Nah everyone is covered in tattoos now

 

[Lion]

I'd close this thread... But at the same time it's so ridiculous i want to keep it.

thanks for not closing it. it's great u didn't let jealousy get in way of your uggo looks. good for you brother.

 

[DAiDEViL]

Palladino is alright, SMS is a random eastern european uggo though.

 

[X Æ A-12]

with summer transfers here, time to re-evaluate the squad

uggo milik will be gone thank god. bad news is rabiot probably too.

so we need to fill the squad with more hamsum players

I would like a list, whole team, handsomest to biggest ugo in order please

Something tuzzers in need can reference

 

[DAiDEViL]

I would like a list, whole team, handsomest to biggest ugo in order please

Something tuzzers in need can reference

Add poll @Salvo

 

[Lion]

I would like a list, whole team, handsomest to biggest ugo in order please

Something tuzzers in need can reference

i agree but we need to wait till transfer window closes so we can due a proper evaluation.

i will say agnelli not being here is huge. fuck he was so ugly made osman look like a balenciaga model in comparison

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

How many 38 metre penis be allow in teams?

Chickenegro no lie.

 

[.zero]

How many 38 metre penis be allow in teams?

Chickenegro no lie.

None

das why zakaria tribesman exported to colonist HQ

 

[Bianconero81]

thanks for not closing it. it's great u didn't let jealousy get in way of your uggo looks. good for you brother.

Salvo is actually a good looking dude, unlike you

Come at me ya manyak.

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I would like a list, whole team, handsomest to biggest ugo in order please

Something tuzzers in need can reference

De Shitlio is good looking in an innocent boyish charm kinda way.

Vlahovic is good looking in the classic chad kinda way.

Perin is good looking in the rando bohemian kinda way.

Fagiot is good looking in the hippie kinda way.

Parepiss is good looking in the faggy groomed kinda way.

Rugani is good looking in the typical boring white boy kinda way.

 

[Salvo]

Add poll @Salvo

We have too many lesbian looking players
Chiesa
Tek
Miretti

 

[X Æ A-12]

Add poll @Salvo

Nah democracy is shit, Lion should make the list and edit/maintain it as players are sold, purchased, go bald etc.

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De Shitlio is good looking in an innocent boyish charm kinda way.

Vlahovic is good looking in the classic chad kinda way.

Perin is good looking in the rando bohemian kinda way.

Fagiot is good looking in the hippie kinda way.

Parepiss is good looking in the faggy groomed kinda way.

Rugani is good looking in the typical boring white boy kinda way.

I like how you only picked white players

 

[Bianconero81]

Nah democracy is shit, Lion should make the list and edit/maintain it as players are sold, purchased, go bald etc.

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I like how you only picked white players

I mean, Zakaria looks like that token gay black dude in teenage coming of age comedies/dramas.

Kean looks like a pseudo wannabe thug.

Pogba is probably the best looking and most fashion savvy of our Afro-European contingent.

 

[X Æ A-12]

I mean, Zakaria looks like that token gay black dude in teenage coming of age comedies/dramas.

Kean looks like a pseudo wannabe thug.

Pogba is probably the best looking and most fashion savvy of our Afro-European contingent.

Bremer? Sandro?

 

[Bianconero81]

Bremer? Sandro?

Now you're pushing it.

 

[X Æ A-12]

Now you're pushing it.

Ok maybe Sandro is indigenous but Bremer is a light skinned black man

 

[Bianconero81]

Ok maybe Sandro is indigenous but Bremer is a light skinned black man

Bremer looks like a hybrid between a dignified shawerma stall owner and a hard working Egyptian salaryman.

 

[Lion]

danilo is most hamsum black player we have. he's really good looking

 

[DAiDEViL]

Bremer looks like a hybrid between a dignified shawerma stall owner and a hard working Egyptian salaryman.

Is there such a thing?

 

[swag]

with summer transfers here, time to re-evaluate the squad

uggo milik will be gone thank god. bad news is rabiot probably too.

so we need to fill the squad with more hamsum players

With Jj rebrand and the Conference League title in our sights, I'd say "The Handsomest Club in Serie A" is arguably our best shot at silverware this season.

Hopefully the team will sell lots of fanboi merchandise, pin-up calendars, and Instagram sponsorships where we can convert handsomeness into cash flow and possibly have the resources to compete for the Scudetto again in 2027.