our team very handsome - current crisis (17 Viewers)

lgorTudor

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Are football players just generally getting uglier? Maybe in their early teenage years the hansum players are just busy with friends and girls while the uggo players just train because they have no friends or girls.
They're getting more effeminate due to the exposure to globohomo marxist culture, soy consumption etc. 80-90s players weren't pretty but they were manly lumberjack types, even the Italians. Manly now = bad. Army of twinks is born.
 
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Lion

Lion

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Jan 24, 2007
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    how i wish we had giroud.

    now that is a hanmum guy. way more hamsum than all our forvets
     

    kao_ray

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    Feb 28, 2014
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    Posting in this epic homo erotic thread

    Vlahovic is a gigachad he probably mogs everyone here looks wise, just look at that jawline
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    And he is only 22

    Imagine when he matures and becomes even more manly. He'll get a beard and look far tougher. Imagine him after 2 CL finals lost with us and his depressed mean face after that. :heart:
     
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    Lion

    Lion

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    any chance we can have allegri do a version of this to our players. for determining hamsumness and research purposes


     
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    Lion

    Lion

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    with summer transfers here, time to re-evaluate the squad

    uggo milik will be gone thank god. bad news is rabiot probably too.

    so we need to fill the squad with more hamsum players
     

    Xperd

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    Jun 1, 2012
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    with summer transfers here, time to re-evaluate the squad

    uggo milik will be gone thank god. bad news is rabiot probably too.

    so we need to fill the squad with more hamsum players
    When the face of the club is an ugly-ass subhuman parading around as manager, you know that we are in crisis

    Zidane would completely solve our hamsumness crisis in one go but wouldn't say no to Palladino either. Very hamsum up and coming coach.
     

    Badass J Elkann

    It's time to go!!
    Feb 12, 2006
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    hello,

    my name is Lion. I am here to discuss who is handsome in team and who is not.

    you can let me know who you agree with and disagree with

    not handome:
    chiellini
    asamoah

    handsome:
    dybala
    DS
    buffon
    marchisio
    douglas costa
    matuidi


    average:

    rest of squad

    we lost out on handsome players in last few years by departure of morata, del piero, and matri. but it was balanced out by some real ugglies like tevez, coman, and lucio
    Didn't even see this thread ever so I read the first post and... :lol:

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    with summer transfers here, time to re-evaluate the squad

    uggo milik will be gone thank god. bad news is rabiot probably too.

    so we need to fill the squad with more hamsum players
    SMS? Or what about frat boy Frattesi?
     

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