our team very handsome - current crisis (23 Viewers)

[lgorTudor]

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Vlahovic is a gigachad he probably mogs everyone here looks wise, just look at that jawline

Chinlets, jawlets and hairlets on suicide watch

In other words: @Lion on suicide watch

 

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[X Æ A-12]

Chinlets, jawlets and hairlets on suicide watch

so...you?

 

[lgorTudor]

Are football players just generally getting uglier? Maybe in their early teenage years the hansum players are just busy with friends and girls while the uggo players just train because they have no friends or girls.

They're getting more effeminate due to the exposure to globohomo marxist culture, soy consumption etc. 80-90s players weren't pretty but they were manly lumberjack types, even the Italians. Manly now = bad. Army of twinks is born.

 

[Lion]

how i wish we had giroud.

now that is a hanmum guy. way more hamsum than all our forvets

 

[Luca]

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Vlahovic is a gigachad he probably mogs everyone here looks wise, just look at that jawline

His gigahead should come in good for heading at least.

 

[Siamak]

Posting in this epic homo erotic thread

Vlahovic is a gigachad he probably mogs everyone here looks wise, just look at that jawline

sexy.

 

[Karim30]

He’s not ugly. Above average imo.

 

[X Æ A-12]

better looking than any of the non-Americans on Tuz

 

[kao_ray]

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Vlahovic is a gigachad he probably mogs everyone here looks wise, just look at that jawline

And he is only 22

Imagine when he matures and becomes even more manly. He'll get a beard and look far tougher. Imagine him after 2 CL finals lost with us and his depressed mean face after that.

 

[Amer]

How about this muchaco Di Maria, damn, what a downgrade.

But then if Bremer arrives, he can cancel this out...

@Lion

 

[Lion]

to be honest though getting rid of chiellini was huge. for many years we had to live watching his ugly face.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

Bremer is handsome as fuck.

Di Maria’s ugliness balances it out tho.

 

[Strickland]

Id argue any top10 list of the all time ugliest footballers is incomplete without di Maria, the mans ugliness is legendary. He'd trade looks with Kulusevski in an instant, thats how ugly he is

 

[Lion]

any chance we can have allegri do a version of this to our players. for determining hamsumness and research purposes

 

[Scottish]

any chance we can have allegri do a version of this to our players. for determining hamsumness and research purposes

I hope they do it but u miss it lol

 

[Nzoric]

The three midfield youngsters are quite fabulous tho


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[Lion]

with summer transfers here, time to re-evaluate the squad

uggo milik will be gone thank god. bad news is rabiot probably too.

so we need to fill the squad with more hamsum players

 

[Xperd]

with summer transfers here, time to re-evaluate the squad

uggo milik will be gone thank god. bad news is rabiot probably too.

so we need to fill the squad with more hamsum players

When the face of the club is an ugly-ass subhuman parading around as manager, you know that we are in crisis

Zidane would completely solve our hamsumness crisis in one go but wouldn't say no to Palladino either. Very hamsum up and coming coach.

 

[Badass J Elkann]

hello,

my name is Lion. I am here to discuss who is handsome in team and who is not.

you can let me know who you agree with and disagree with

not handome:
chiellini
asamoah

handsome:
dybala
DS
buffon
marchisio
douglas costa
matuidi


average:

rest of squad

we lost out on handsome players in last few years by departure of morata, del piero, and matri. but it was balanced out by some real ugglies like tevez, coman, and lucio

Didn't even see this thread ever so I read the first post and...

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with summer transfers here, time to re-evaluate the squad

uggo milik will be gone thank god. bad news is rabiot probably too.

so we need to fill the squad with more hamsum players

SMS? Or what about frat boy Frattesi?

 

[DAiDEViL]

SMS is handsome?