Oh Snap! (1 Viewer)

[Hambon]

Yo Mama

has wooden boobs and breast feeds beavers

:rofl2:

 

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[Byrone]

Yo Momma's so poor when I stepped on a lit cigarrette in your house she yelled "who turned of the heat"!

 

[Byrone]

Yo Momma's so poor she uses cheerios as earrings

 

[Hambon]

Your momma's so Smelly her poops glad to escape.

Shiiittt.....

Yo Mama is sooo smelly that the only dis I'm gonna give her is Disinfectent...

yo know thats hard core....

 

[Alfio_87]

your mama is so fat she hasent seen her feet since she was 3 years old!

 

[Hambon]

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed with her to see how long she slept

 

[Byrone]

Your momma is so fat she got in a monster truck and made it a lowrider!

 

[Byrone]

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed with her to see how long she slept

 

[Hambon]

Yo mama so fat her logo is "we are family, burger king, mc donalds and
me..."

plus

she gots all the food deliverys on speed dial!!!

 

[Byrone]

Yo momma is so fat that your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss he'd have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up!

 

[Alfio_87]

your mama is so fat she dosent bother to walk anymore cause its faster just rolling around the bad thing is she cant get up so shes been rolling around for years! look she just rolled up my driveway

 

[Byrone]

You'r mama's so fat, when she sit's around the house,"she sit's AROUND THE HOUSE"!!

 

[Hambon]

One for the boys watchin this marathon

Yo mama is so big she tripped over wal-mart and landed on target and evey time she passes by the t.v. i miss a season of friends....


word up...

 

[Hambon]

your mama is so fat she dosent bother to walk anymore cause its faster just rolling around the bad thing is she cant get up so shes been rolling around for years! look she just rolled up my driveway

hahaha

yo mama is soooo fat....she is on both sides of the family...

 

[Byrone]

Yo mommas so fat she took her pants to the dry cleaners and the lady said,"we don't do curtains".

 

[Alfio_87]

your mama is so fat is that when ur papa went for the gold all he found was her belly button!

 

[Byrone]

Your momma is so fat she had cream coming out her arms becuase she ate to many twinkes

 

[Hambon]

Yo mama like a fast food restaraunt - quick and easy!!!

 

[Byrone]

Yo momma is just like a big mac...shes big, fat, and $1.69 on wednesdays!

 

[Byrone]

Yo momma is so fat her stretch marks spell out her name , " big bitch"