Oh Snap! (3 Viewers)

[Byrone]

Yo Mama's so fat when she steps on a scale it say's I want your weight not your phone number

 

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[Byrone]

Yo Mama's so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles

 

[Hambon]

Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says "NO Livestock"

 

[Byrone]

Yo Mama's so fat she cant jump to conclusions

 

[Hambon]

Yo mama is so retarded

she thought a quarterback was a Refund....

 

[Byrone]

Yo Mama's so dumb that she tripped over a cordless phone.

 

[Byrone]

Yo Mama's so dumb she got locked in a toilet and pissed herself.

 

[Hambon]

Yo mama is so Stuuupiid...

she thought Hot Meals were stolen food


Plus... she somehow got fired from a Blow-Job

 

[Byrone]

Yo Mama's so dumb she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.

 

[Hambon]

Yo mama is so dumb.. she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican Phone company



YOu know thats hard byrone....ahhaha

 

[Hambon]

Yo Mama's so dumb she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.

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[Byrone]

Your momma's so greasy she got a job at the cinema - buttering popcorn with her leg hair.

 

[Hambon]

Here is one fo yo Papa....

Yo Poppa so stupid he studied for a Dope test!

 

[Byrone]

Your momma's so greasy she sweats butter, syrup, excretes jam...and has a full time job at the 'Pancake Palace' wiping pancakes across her forhead.

 

[Hambon]

Yo Postman so stupid that on his recorded delivery form where it says 'Don't write below dotted line', he puts 'OK'

 

[Byrone]

Yo mama is so dumb.. she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican Phone company



YOu know thats hard byrone....ahhaha

true dat!

 

[Hambon]

Hardcore....Beware!!

Yo' Sister is so insanely stupid that last week she asked me to go to the lost and found with her when she missed her period.

 

[Byrone]

Yo momma's so fat She can't even fit in the chat room.

 

[Byrone]

Yo momma's so fat When she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

 

[Hambon]

Yo momma's so fat She can't even fit in the chat room.

Off limits here too...hahah

Yo Mom so stupid that Oxford had to change the definition of Dumb...it now reads: Dumb(n) - yo' Mama