Oh Snap! (4 Viewers)

[Hambon]

Yo mommas so fat she took her pants to the dry cleaners and the lady said,"we don't do curtains".

:rofl2:

i am out of reps....marty change the system!!

yo ...yo mama is like a ShotGun one COck and she is ready to Blow...

 

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[Hambon]

Yo mamma so old, fat and hairy, that when she took you to the zoo the zookeepers thought a silverback Gorilla had abducted you!

 

[Byrone]

Yo mamas so fat the back of her neck looks like a package of hotdogs

 

[Byrone]

Yo momma's so fat when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet!

 

[Alfio_87]

your mama is so fat she has now been set free with the cows cause she has plenty of Milk to go round!

 

[Byrone]

your moma so fat,that she had to take her passport photo by satillite.

 

[Byrone]

Yo momma's so fat When she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

 

[Hambon]

Last one for now...gotta wait for the Old skool brothaz to start snapping later...Bomber,Enron you know the crew


But Hey, your Momma is so sluttie I'd call her a hoe but hoes' get paid.

 

[Byrone]

Yo momma is so stupid when she hears thunder she thinks someone is making popcorn

 

[Byrone]

Your mommas so fat she has to use hula hoops to hold up her socks

 

[Hambon]

Yo momma's so fat When she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

hahahahahahahahahaha

:rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2:

 

[Alfio_87]

Your mama is so dumb she dosent even know how to cook 2 minute noodles!

 

[Byrone]

Yo momma so fat i put a quarter in her mouth and pushed her belly button and milk dudes fill out of her ass

 

[Hambon]

alfio & byrone...yall are too much...hahaha

 

[Byrone]

Your momas so fat that when she got into an elevator the doors couldn't close!!

 

[Byrone]

Yo mama's so old that when she was in school there was no history class!

 

[Byrone]

Yo mama's so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper!

 

[Byrone]

Yo mama's so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

 

[Byrone]

Yo mama's so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."!

 

[Byrone]

Yo mama's so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out!