Official Cricket thread (15 Viewers)

[Byrone]

Sri Lanka almost fucked up but they held their nerve, excellent win for them & i'm so glad those fags go home, they rode their luck way too much against my boys. With Sri Lanka's top order playing so well & their spinners doing their job, they're favorites to win the WC IMO.

 

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[Byrone]

I've been listening to the radio here about the SA team's choke performance & the callers are far more irate about Graeme Smith not coming straight back to SA to face the heat & explain his crap performances. One caller said, Smith die poes moet goe terug huis to kom, ons gaan om goed & lekker donder"

Translated - Smith should come home so we can give him a good & proper beating.

 

[icemaη]

Sri Lanka almost fucked up but they held their nerve, excellent win for them & i'm so glad those fags go home, they rode their luck way too much against my boys. With Sri Lanka's top order playing so well & their spinners doing their job, they're favorites to win the WC IMO.

Oh come on, you guys choked

 

[Byrone]

Oh come on, you guys choked

Did you watch the game? You're deluded if you don't think that Amla's wicket was damn unlucky but yeah i agree our middle order choked.

 

[jukazem]

If Pakistan don't win the world cup then cricket sucks.

Smith die poes moet goe terug huis to kom, ons gaan om goed & lekker donder"

Translated - Smith should come home so we can give him a good & proper beating.

What language is that? and how do you say 'give him' a good & proper beating (goed & lekker donder)?

 

[Byrone]

If Pakistan don't win the world cup then cricket sucks.



What language is that? and how do you say 'give him' a good & proper beating (goed & lekker donder)?

I guess cricket sucks for you. It's afrikaans, give him is gee hom but translating languages gets a bit complex when structuring sentences.

 

[jukazem]

I guess cricket sucks for you. It's afrikaans, give him is gee hom but translating languages gets a bit complex when structuring sentences.

Cricket has been a sucky sport since 1999, that's when I had to switch to football proper. It's been fun supporting bangladesh recently though.

I am thinking of using 'gee hom goed & lekker donder' as a catch phrase. Don't know how to speak it in a spiteful way however.

 

[WΏΏdy?]

Forza India!

I am ready to destroy SL in the finals

 

[Byrone]

Cocky.

 

[WΏΏdy?]

I am going to get raped if india lose tomorrow

Who are u with byrone?

 

[Byrone]

Sri Lanka. They took out England & NZ plus that should have been SA's spot but i really think they're the prime candidates to take it.

 

[WΏΏdy?]

Fuck Sri Lanka

And for tomorrow's match?

 

[Byrone]

Pakistan, just because of my boy Tahir. Sorry Woody.

 

[WΏΏdy?]

-rep

 

[Byrone]

Tahir never deserted me for a couple of slant eyed bastards like you.

 

[Zé Tahir]

Pakistan, just because of my boy Tahir. Sorry Woody.

 

[WΏΏdy?]

Tahir never deserted me for a couple of slant eyed bastards like you.

And you deserted me for a religious school where they made a pakistani fan outta you!

 

[Byrone]

You should consider banning Fake Melo just for the duration of the match, he's bound to jinx it up for your boys.

 

[Byrone]

And you deserted me for a religious school where they made a pakistani fan outta you!

Dude, if Tahir were Canadian i would have supported them. Bro's before ho's, you know.

 

[Zé Tahir]

And you deserted me for a religious school where they made a pakistani fan outta you!

What religious school?

You should consider banning Fake Melo just for the duration of the match, he's bound to jinx it up for your boys.

I know I should. He's been jinxing/reverse jinxing (as Asif put it) for the 2 days I see!