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[Byrone]

Oh please, Canada are only good at reproducing & bringing in hot women coupled with making good maple syrup & ice hockey.

 

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[Fake Melo]

He raped Mendis the time Mendis was raping everyone. He also murdered S. Akhtar.

 

[Byrone]

I don't care about Canadian cricketers, yay for Canada they beat Kenya!

 

[Byrone]

What a batting performance by Ross Taylor. Afridi really looked lost as captain, he was clueless in the last ten overs, to concede 100 runs on 5 overs is horrible.

Still Pakistan can easily get that score provided they remain calm.

 

[icemaη]

Akhtar will murder Akmal for missing those two chances very early on in Taylors innings. No way they are coming out calm after that rape.

 

[Byrone]

But Akhtar's bowling in the 46th over was horrendous. He gave the fielders nasty looks but it was all his doing. Did you see how the Sri Lankan fans were celebrating?

 

[Fake Melo]

What did I tell you about PK, B.

 

[Fake Melo]

Stuart Broad out of the WC as well

 

[WΏΏdy?]

Fuck him, i hope Trott goes next.:xfinger:

Stuart Broad next ....man o man are u doing that black magic thing with you sperm again?

 

[Byrone]

What did I tell you about PK, B.

Good thing i didn't bet on them. When i told Tahir about the result at 23-4 he fuck this shit, i'm going to sleep.

Stuart Broad next ....man o man are u doing that black magic thing with you sperm again?

Wonderful, wonderful news. Why do you think Osman hasn't been around in such a long time? His anaconda is wrecking havoc in the England camp.

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Anyway, New Zealand were really, really impressive. Once again the South African factor bringing the results in the form of bowling coach, Allan Donald. I wonder if Vettori will be ready for the next match. Still i'd rather take a 110 run arse kicking than lose by 6 runs to England.

 

[WΏΏdy?]

Pakistan have been leaning a bit too much on afridi...this was bound to happen

but taylor

 

[icemaη]

More like Akmal

 

[Byrone]

Same thing with us regarding AB de Villiers. Jacques Kallis really needs to step up & do his thing. Taylor was very, very lucky with all that rubbish fielding & dew but overall he really smashed Akhtar & Razzaq pretty badly.

 

[WΏΏdy?]

For tomorrow's match i wouldnt take anything less than a 150 run win or a win by 8 wickets

 

[Byrone]

This tournament is really exciting, you can't predict outcomes like the previous WC's, anything is possible.

 

[WΏΏdy?]

If we lose to netherlands then this indian team does not deserve to play the final

sorry pat

 

[Byrone]

Sri Lanka really messed up by not pushing for a higher score, with Zimbabwe holding their own & matching their run rate, it looks like it's gonna be a close one.

 

[WΏΏdy?]

The minnows are playing their hearts out in this world cup,pleasantly surprising

BTW B i love south african fans

 

[Byrone]

The minnows are playing their hearts out in this world cup,pleasantly surprising

BTW B i love south african fans

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOLBBe1br3Q

Dude this happens all the time, you should see domestic games at Rhodes & Stellenbosch university, fucking epic nudity.

 

[Nicholas]