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++ [ originally posted by Sergio ] ++
Just sent her home, but I have a more experienced single hump who's punching in at 6:00.
She could show the youngin' a few things.
Just sent her home, but I have a more experienced single hump who's punching in at 6:00.
She could show the youngin' a few things.
I'll let you keep Tanya for another week too... things are going pretty slow in my hood anyway..
++ [ originally posted by Majed ] ++
Oh well, let her give him a discount in that case.... put it on on my tab!
I'll let you keep Tanya for another week too... things are going pretty slow in my hood anyway..
Oh well, let her give him a discount in that case.... put it on on my tab!
I'll let you keep Tanya for another week too... things are going pretty slow in my hood anyway..
Oh hell no. I can't even give her away, even if I include coupons for a free Falaffel at the local diner
I'm digging the signature, man.
Myself, I have a website
www.howdesperatemustyoubetowannafukkacamel.com
I'll tell you what, I'll take Lequitia from you, because a lot of my customers dig the "ethnic" camels, and I'll trade you "wonder Hump" Wanda, one of my falaffel coupon books, and a camel to be named later.
Oh, and all my beeches now have their toungues pierced. Special request from my best customer, Alex Samatar
Myself, I have a website
www.howdesperatemustyoubetowannafukkacamel.com
I'll tell you what, I'll take Lequitia from you, because a lot of my customers dig the "ethnic" camels, and I'll trade you "wonder Hump" Wanda, one of my falaffel coupon books, and a camel to be named later.
Oh, and all my beeches now have their toungues pierced. Special request from my best customer, Alex Samatar
you already have a site and I'm still setting up my phone system!! You're putting me out of business man!!
Anyhow, 1-800-bump-a-hump should speed things up..
You leave me no choice!... azzurri7 is a valued customer and he should get a special offer in your hood with my blessings..
Don't listen to that Alex Samatar... He'll fool you!! He'll ruin you like he did me in the long run... He pretended to be a good customer and he requested that my "caravan" stay hairy and un-trimmed... now my camels look like snuffleupagus!
Little do you know that he's got his own goat business!! :fero:
We should join forces!!!
Anyhow, 1-800-bump-a-hump should speed things up..
You leave me no choice!... azzurri7 is a valued customer and he should get a special offer in your hood with my blessings..
Don't listen to that Alex Samatar... He'll fool you!! He'll ruin you like he did me in the long run... He pretended to be a good customer and he requested that my "caravan" stay hairy and un-trimmed... now my camels look like snuffleupagus!
Little do you know that he's got his own goat business!! :fero:
We should join forces!!!
Alright, fine.
Azzuri7 gets the "Deluxe Package" at "Business Class" prices. But that's the best I can do. My 7 Ferrari's weren't for free, you know.
So, Cookie Pants is in the "goat" industry now? Now, I have little to no morals whatsoever, but even I wouldn't stoop that low.
Join forces, you say??
Hmmmm.......................
Only if I get to keep my Pimp name "Camel Toe Tyrone"
Azzuri7 gets the "Deluxe Package" at "Business Class" prices. But that's the best I can do. My 7 Ferrari's weren't for free, you know.
So, Cookie Pants is in the "goat" industry now? Now, I have little to no morals whatsoever, but even I wouldn't stoop that low.
Join forces, you say??
Hmmmm.......................
Only if I get to keep my Pimp name "Camel Toe Tyrone"
Nick, you know I like you and I readily admit that I would not even enjoy this forum if you were not here, but only one thing could make me vote "Yes" on the Mod question:
If elected, I would want you to ban all juvenile bathroom humor and edit all sexually suggestive posts that appear in the Juventuz forum. Would you agree to that?
If elected, I would want you to ban all juvenile bathroom humor and edit all sexually suggestive posts that appear in the Juventuz forum. Would you agree to that?
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