Nicklas Bendtner (3 Viewers)
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don't know if it was posted before, but you can still enjoy these facts:
19 reasons why Bendtner is better than Messi:
1) Messi has missed more penalties than Bendtner
2) Bendtner has 55 caps for Denmark, Messi has none
3) Bendtner has scored 22 goals for Denmark, Messi has scored none
4) Bendtner has scored 30 goals in the Premier League, Messi has never scored in it
5) Bendtner's shots go out for throw-ins, Messi's don't
6) Bendtner has played for more clubs than Messi, meaning he is more versatile
7) Bendtner quite clearly has a better haircut than Messi
8) Messi played shit in the Champions League semi-final against Bayern Munich, Bendtner didn't
9) Bendtner has never had a bad game in La Liga, Messi has
10) Bendtner weighs much more than Messi, making him the better man
11) Bendtner's head is infinitely bigger than Messi's
12) Bendtner can play without Xavi and Iniesta
13) Bendtner changes clubs regularly, as he wants to give everyone a chance with his brilliance, Messi just stays at Barcelona
14) Bendtner has better strength, heading accuracy and aggression on FIFA 12 (the only attributes that matter)
15) Bendtner has played more times in the Euros than Messi
16) Bendtner has had shit managers like Steve Bruce and Martin O'Neill, whereas Messi has had Pep Guardiola
17) Bendtner can play as a target man, Messi can't
18) Bendtner hits his shots into row Z because he's a nice guy and wants to interact with the supporters
19) Messi earns more than Bendtner, meaning he is greedier and therefore a mercenary bastard
19 reasons why Bendtner is better than Messi:
1) Messi has missed more penalties than Bendtner
2) Bendtner has 55 caps for Denmark, Messi has none
3) Bendtner has scored 22 goals for Denmark, Messi has scored none
4) Bendtner has scored 30 goals in the Premier League, Messi has never scored in it
5) Bendtner's shots go out for throw-ins, Messi's don't
6) Bendtner has played for more clubs than Messi, meaning he is more versatile
7) Bendtner quite clearly has a better haircut than Messi
8) Messi played shit in the Champions League semi-final against Bayern Munich, Bendtner didn't
9) Bendtner has never had a bad game in La Liga, Messi has
10) Bendtner weighs much more than Messi, making him the better man
11) Bendtner's head is infinitely bigger than Messi's
12) Bendtner can play without Xavi and Iniesta
13) Bendtner changes clubs regularly, as he wants to give everyone a chance with his brilliance, Messi just stays at Barcelona
14) Bendtner has better strength, heading accuracy and aggression on FIFA 12 (the only attributes that matter)
15) Bendtner has played more times in the Euros than Messi
16) Bendtner has had shit managers like Steve Bruce and Martin O'Neill, whereas Messi has had Pep Guardiola
17) Bendtner can play as a target man, Messi can't
18) Bendtner hits his shots into row Z because he's a nice guy and wants to interact with the supporters
19) Messi earns more than Bendtner, meaning he is greedier and therefore a mercenary bastard
