Nicklas Bendtner - ST - Arsenal (9 Viewers)

[Alen]

Nicklassssss

He sure is Nick class. Bendtner is as good in football, as Nick is in guruing.

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[Trequartista]

Sensible people writing more of these positive things about him, just what i need to get over my disgust for him

please keep it going

His big and tall, we finally have an aerial threat.

 

[PhRoZeN]

He's been offered to Stoke too, dunno how new that rumour is though

 

[4ndr3i]

 

[Badass J Elkann]

He sure is Nick class. Bendtner is as good in football, as Nick is in guruing.

for everything else there is

"EEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN"

 

[Mark]

I haven,t seen a lot of him but is he known to miss sitters and need 10 chances to score a goal or when he gets a chance he puts it in the net?

 

[KoloToure]

I'm an Arsenal fan, i watched this guy since he was 17/18 when he made his debut here, until his final game and i can assure you this guy is a poor poor footballer. I can't believe a club like Juventus are counting on this guy to lead the line for them.

His biggest weakness is his technique. His touch is awful, his ability to play in tight spaces is non-existent and he has the co-ordination of a Cerebral palsy sufferer. The worse thing about him is his arrogance and delusion. He thinks he's the love child of maradona and pele. One thing this guy doesn't lack is confidence.

I'm not going to kill him completely though, amazingly he does have a few positives or else he wouldn't have been useful for us. He gets into good goal scoring positions although his finishing can be inconsistent and he's good in the air but thats about it.

Don't be encouraged by his size and frame. For a big man he's quite weak and falls alot due to his lack of balance.

Thank God we finally managed to get rid of this donkey.

 

[Lion]

don't be so thankful. 95% he will go back to arsenal end of loan

 

[Zacheryah]

I'm an Arsenal fan, i watched this guy since he was 17/18 when he made his debut here, until his final game and i can assure you this guy is a poor poor footballer. I can't believe a club like Juventus are counting on this guy to lead the line for them.

His biggest weakness is his technique. His touch is awful, his ability to play in tight spaces is non-existent and he has the co-ordination of a Cerebral palsy sufferer.

I'm not going to kill him completely though, amazingly he does have a few positives or else he wouldn't have been useful for us. He gets into good goal scoring positions although his finishing can be inconsistent and he's good in the air but thats about it.

Don't be encouraged by his size and frame. For a big man he's quite weak and falls alot due to his lack of balance.

Thank God we finally managed to get rid of this donkey.

Then why keep him so long


and does arsenal even suits his playstyle

 

[Tommy]

I'm an Arsenal fan, i watched this guy since he was 17/18 when he made his debut here, until his final game and i can assure you this guy is a poor poor footballer. I can't believe a club like Juventus are counting on this guy to lead the line for them.

His biggest weakness is his technique. His touch is awful, his ability to play in tight spaces is non-existent and he has the co-ordination of a Cerebral palsy sufferer.

I'm not going to kill him completely though, amazingly he does have a few positives or else he wouldn't have been useful for us. He gets into good goal scoring positions although his finishing can be inconsistent and he's good in the air but thats about it.

Don't be encouraged by his size and frame. For a big man he's quite weak and falls alot due to his lack of balance.

Thank God we finally managed to get rid of this donkey.

 

[Trequartista]

I'm an Arsenal fan, i watched this guy since he was 17/18 when he made his debut here, until his final game and i can assure you this guy is a poor poor footballer. I can't believe a club like Juventus are counting on this guy to lead the line for them.

His biggest weakness is his technique. His touch is awful, his ability to play in tight spaces is non-existent and he has the co-ordination of a Cerebral palsy sufferer.

I'm not going to kill him completely though, amazingly he does have a few positives or else he wouldn't have been useful for us. He gets into good goal scoring positions although his finishing can be inconsistent and he's good in the air but thats about it.

Don't be encouraged by his size and frame. For a big man he's quite weak and falls alot due to his lack of balance.

Thank God we finally managed to get rid of this donkey.

Why the fuck did Wenger play him on the wing?

I agree that he's poor, but man that was stupid.

 

[YasoR17]

Can't wait for Mirko and Nicky partnership

 

[ALC]

How about Gio-Bendtner. Imagine one of them scoring off of the other's assist and then hugging to celebrate

 

[swag]

Short of memory but the same Chamakh was firing on all cylinders when we were last in the CL.

Yeah, but that was a better club, a better coach, and a system that really played to his strengths.

How about Gio-Bendtner. Imagine one of them scoring off of the other's assist and then hugging to celebrate

With Giovinco's face in Bendtner's crotch.

 

[Lancelot]

Maaan, Arsenal killed is with these cheap transfers.

Traore

 

[Tommy]

With Giovinco's face in Bendtner's crotch.

 

[Lion]

Yeah, but that was a better club, a better coach, and a system that really played to his strengths.



With Giovinco's face in Bendtner's crotch.

that awkward moment, when you are huggin you taller teamate, your face touching his crotch, and you notice him getting a boner

 

[YasoR17]

Fantacalcio. Never in my life did I ever think I would be able to see that.

Imagine Bendtner hogging the ball instead of passing it to a free Mirko. Then later on in the game Mirko does the same. And then they go loose on each other like wild dogs and Gio tries to break up the fight

 

[Jem83]

http://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/en/nicklas-bendtner/leistungsdaten/spieler_34557.html

These stats show that he scores a goal pr. 3,3 matches. He's on 82 goals in 275 games in all competitions.

8 Champions League goals in 26 matches.

 

[Toro_Merda]

You are not welcome, Nicklas...but it is not your fault!!