Why ever would I try to be Burke? You are aware that there are multiple types of people on the internet....arent you?
For a start, I am a juve fan, burke isnt. Burke is here just to make fun of people, I am a fan who laughs at the dipshits of the forum in the process.
ending a sentence in "fuck face" or "douche bag" is how the people of my youth culture do things. prat.