Fliakis said:
i like bowling. too bad i always step on that line you're not alowed to step on. 
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You should play free for all bowling. Its like no rules. Well you keep score but mainly you drink and chuck the ball down the alley.
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Martin said:
I think I could give you a run for your money. I've heard people talk about bowling over the years and I finally tried it once. I discovered it's really boring, so I tried making it more interesting. Failed at that too, the game is rigged Like tossing the ball all the way across doesn't work, it's too heavy. Kicking it doesn't work cause it's too hard. Sliding it with your (like a hockey shot) foot doesn't work cause it's too heavy. I did once get an interesting effect as the ball bounced into the left lane, back into the right one, then back into mine. Sending two balls down the lane at the same time doesn't work either, timing never gets right. Bowling balls would be so much more fun if they were softer and bouncy.
Like tossing the ball all the way across doesn't work, it's too heavy. Kicking it doesn't work cause it's too hard. Sliding it with your (like a hockey shot) foot doesn't work cause it's too heavy. I did once get an interesting effect as the ball bounced into the left lane, back into the right one, then back into mine. Sending two balls down the lane at the same time doesn't work either, timing never gets right. Bowling balls would be so much more fun if they were softer and bouncy.
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Padovano said:
Martin, when you get your ball, you select the one you want by weight, with 16 lbs. being the standard for professionals and 13 to 16 lbs. for regualr folk, depending on your strength. But, the key is, you get your hand measured, and then the ball has 3 holes drilled in it to match the measurements of your own hand. So, using your feet is not really an option if you expect to succeed. umpkin:
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You don't know what you're missing, Pado.
One of the local drug rehab facilities sent me a gift for Christmas and I've left it sitting around on my desk for the last month. Finally I opened it and it was one of the gift baskets stuffed with that scary cheese and a bunch of "summer sausages" that require no refrigeration. Well, I don't eat that sort of stuff, so I took the three sausages with me to the DSW Shoe Warehouse for a litte shoe shoppping and left the sausages in three of the shoes. Long distance fapping, if you will. Anyway, I would love to see the reaction when people try on the sausage shoes and find a surprise waiting for them.
You should have added a GPS device or a wireless cam in the sausages. I always thought that long-distance shoe fetish voyeurism never got enough credit. Then put it on a Web site behind credit card payments and you could bid a hostile takeover of Prada.
And while I like the new title, I was expecting more of a declaration of lewdness in offense to women's footwear.
And while I like the new title, I was expecting more of a declaration of lewdness in offense to women's footwear.
Padovano said:
Martin, when you get your ball, you select the one you want by weight, with 16 lbs. being the standard for professionals and 13 to 16 lbs. for regualr folk, depending on your strength. But, the key is, you get your hand measured, and then the ball has 3 holes drilled in it to match the measurements of your own hand. So, using your feet is not really an option if you expect to succeed. umpkin:
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