True Story:
I was in DSW yesterday, looking for shoes and having to spend those Christmas Gift Certificates I got from Burke. So I'm in the women's section (big surprise), and my buddy, Bruce Springsteen, calls me from the men's section. He fooking yells at high volume, "Hey Pado, what do you think of these boots?" To which I reply, "They look like every other pair of bike boots you own, show some imagination . . . and leave me alone." Then he fires back, "What the hell are you doing to that shoe?" So by now everybody is looking at me and I got my wang hanging out and a couple of swollen nuts stuffed into this little size 7 that's smaller than my rod. Thanks a lot for the attention, douchebag.