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swag

L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
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True story: at a New Year's Eve a dozen years ago, a friend of mine did end up drinking champagne out of some random woman's shoe at a bar. :sick:

The thought still makes me shudder, though. Kind of as if I were to use a urinal cake at the bar as a breath mint afterwards.
 

Hambon

Lion of the Desert
Apr 22, 2005
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swag said:
True story: at a New Year's Eve a dozen years ago, a friend of mine did end up drinking champagne out of some random woman's shoe at a bar. :sick:

The thought still makes me shudder, though. Kind of as if I were to use a urinal cake at the bar as a breath mint afterwards.

Your thought process simply amazes me...I could actually picture the that as sick as it might be...hehe
 

swag

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Sep 23, 2003
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swag said:
:D

Sergio, you forget that I'm an even sadder creature: a Bears fan.

I did pick the 49ers to win three games this season, which meant that they would have to do more than beat Arizona twice this year. Of course, they can't even do that much this season now. ;)

My other prediction may also stand: the 49ers may rename themselves to the 47s, reflecting their average attendance this season.
Congrats to the SF 49ers for "losing" the Reggie Bowl. One Kris Brown miss from 31 yards out and Reggie Bush and my three-win prediction went out the window. :)
 

3pac

Alex Del Mexico
May 7, 2004
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swag you were right, spent 1 hour circling around the peninsula. though i was quite amused to find on the "map" that our flight patch formed the perfect shape of a dick and balls :lol2:
 

Holygr4le

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Aug 4, 2005
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swag said:
True story: at a New Year's Eve a dozen years ago, a friend of mine did end up drinking champagne out of some random woman's shoe at a bar. :sick:

The thought still makes me shudder, though. Kind of as if I were to use a urinal cake at the bar as a breath mint afterwards.
It is a tradition at the school i went to that at the big "thank you it is time for me to leave this institution" party the men toasted and drunk out of their ladys shoes.

True story!
 

swag

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Sir Sebastian said:
swag you were right, spent 1 hour circling around the peninsula. though i was quite amused to find on the "map" that our flight patch formed the perfect shape of a dick and balls :lol2:
:) Reminds me of that South Park episode where everyone thinks global warming is destroying the world and they delinate the shape of affected areas on a map in the same shape.

Glad you made it in alright, though.
 
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IncuboRossonero

IncuboRossonero

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Nov 16, 2003
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    New Year's Resolution:

    1. Stop smoking (days only).

    2. To stop trying to get free drinks when people ask if I am related to Bobo Vieri.

    3. To stop trying to get free oral sex from the trashy club go-ers who mistake me for Bobo in their druken state.

    4. To stop making a reservation at New York's finest Resto's under the name "C. Vieri" and hoping one of the waiters, etc. is from Italy.

    5. To stop mis-leading tourists and directing them to the worse part of Mount Vernon when they ask to get to the "Sopranos Locations".

    6. TO stop letting the pigeon-posters on Juventuz.com off easy when they make arguments that make retarded kids like like Mensa members.

    P.S. Andy: Know how I know that you're gay....you spend your week-end nights playing footsie with a German descendant in your basement. Sick Fvck.
     

    Holygr4le

    Senior Member
    Aug 4, 2005
    2,539
    New Year's Resolution:

    1. Make over 50.000 euro next year.
    2. Stop being an idiot
    3. Start buying experiences instead of things.
    4. Travel more and work less
    5. Make my own happiness instead of depending on my environment…
     

    Mr. Gol

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    Sep 15, 2004
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    Erik said:
    New Year's Day... anyone else bored out of their minds?
    Who isn't. New years day is one of those holidays that were just invented so that people could have the day off because they are wasted from the day before...
     

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