Nick Against the World (46 Viewers)

[swag]

Seven asked me to post this in this thread, here we go

I wonder when Seven will stop believing that the universe revolves around him.

The sad thing is, I like Seven. While very controvertial, I appreciate his viewpoints and that he's not afraid to express them. The great disappointment is that he seems to lack any awareness of lines and when he crosses them.

This is complete hyperbole here, and it in no way suggests anything about Seven's political beliefs per se, but it expresses my point. I liken Seven to an anti-abortionist who stirs things up, attends protests, and joins his pro-life comrades in controvertial activities... such as legally forming a picket line to block access to abortion clinics. Sure, he makes others uncomfortable, takes up the cause of unpopular positions, challenges their beliefs, and can be very confrontational. But there are legal and socially acceptable ways of doing that.

The problem happens when the line is crossed. Seven can often be like the anti-abortionist who takes things to the next level by blowing up an abortion clinic and killing doctors and patients, expecting the few others who stir things up with him to somehow congratulate him. Instead, they're horrified, and they cannot believe he has no recognition of the boundaries that he's crossed.

And so Seven, not recognizing these boundaries, starts long diatribes about how he should not be sent to prison for opposing abortion, or how the people who agreed with him suddenly turned against him ... completely missing the point.

 

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[The Pado]

Seven asked me to post this:

Dear Mods, I like to poop in my pants and then slide my unders through the mail slot in my neighbor's front door. It's not that I like playing with poop, it's that I don't like my neighbors. I've always been a little of suspicious of those flemish-speaking bible thumping Christians. I tell ya, the world ain't safe with those types running around molesting our children and violating our footwear. Wait . . . strike that last part. Anyway, poop in your pants, fap a shoe, it won't change the fact that I am god and Andy is my only son.

 

[JCK]

I wonder when Seven will stop believing that the universe revolves around him.

That'll cheer you up.

A very ugly woman walks into a shop with her two sons. A man asks her, "are they twins?"
Puzzled the woman replies, "no, one is three years old and the other is ten. Why do u ask?"
The man replies, "no particular reason, i just cant believe someone fucked you twice".

 

[The Pado]

Keep abortion safe and legal, or get everyone to quit fucking. You chose. That was for you, Swagger, oh bomber of the clinic.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Word.

 

[Slagathor]

THE SWAN'S GRACE

In this nation so much in love with football, a press conference surrounding the national team is bound to draw a large audience of journalists from every corner of the Kingdom. Well before it starts, the room is being flooded by masters of the word but slaves to sales figures.

These are the men and women who destroyed Advocaat and who silenced Van Gaal. The people who dared go up against Cruyff and the late Michels and who would never back down from a challenge to Hiddink or Gullit or Rykaard. Fearless, ruthless and vicious beings. If it is blood they want, then blood will flow.

Until the Swan lands. As soon as he enters the room, it goes silent. The first interviewer is introduced, he stands up, receives a greeting and a broad smile, and stumbles to formulate the question he rehearsed time and time again before he came here.

Forty-five minutes later, the press conference ends. There haven't been any highly critical questions, no interruptions and certainly no blood. The notorious journalists have been completely charmed by the natural charisma of a man who's IQ is said to be through the roof.

Because when it comes down to it; Marco van Basten can get away with just about anything in the land that will probably never cease to worship that volley.

By Erik
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I witnessed a press conference and have noticed this 'phenomenon' before. Somebody had to write it down so I figured I might as well give it a shot

 

[swag]

Keep abortion safe and legal, or get everyone to quit fucking. You chose. That was for you, Swagger, oh bomber of the clinic.

Feh. The only clinics I firebomb these days anymore serve methadone. Makes me feel like I'm at home in my very own meth lab.

 

[The Pado]

Erik, nice but a bit flowery, don't you think?

 

[Slagathor]

Erik, nice but a bit flowery, don't you think?

That's the point. That's the whole ... aura surrounding this man. It's insane.

 

[swag]

Betcha he can cure your schizophrenia with a laying on of hands.

 

[Slagathor]

Betcha he can cure your schizophrenia with a laying on of hands.

Oh actually all he needs to do is smile into the camera

I can be very cheap

 

[Vinman]

Seven asked me to post this....


:cry and Ze Tahir should be banned.....

and Vinman too....

and that fucking pedophile Lou




WWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!

 

[The Pado]

Erik asked me to post this:


Pado, meet me under the grandstand at 5:00 and I'll take all the woo you can pitch.

 

[Zé Tahir]

Seven asked me to post this:

Dear Mods, I like to poop in my pants and then slide my unders through the mail slot in my neighbor's front door. It's not that I like playing with poop, it's that I don't like my neighbors. I've always been a little of suspicious of those flemish-speaking bible thumping Christians. I tell ya, the world ain't safe with those types running around molesting our children and violating our footwear. Wait . . . strike that last part. Anyway, poop in your pants, fap a shoe, it won't change the fact that I am god and Andy is my only son.

:rofl2:

dude, I was literally laughing my ass off; w/tears

 

[The Pado]

:rofl2:

dude, I was literally laughing my ass off; w/tears

COOL! You have the old rofl smile. That guy rocks!

 

[The Pado]

Seven, you should use the next two weeks to feed starving children in Africa or help the Pakistani earthquake victims. Time has come to put up or shut up.

Then, come back and tell us about it

 

[Bjerknes]

Have a nice and safe life, Seven.

 

[Slagathor]

Can I get your vcash if you're leaving?

 

[Snoop]

You sir are a blatant idiot. You might not have to deal with that right now, but let's talk in 20 years and see who's better off.

Jesus christ man,how many acount you created??

 

[The Pado]

Actually I'm on my way to defend human rights around the globe .

Well, I am going to miss you. For what it's worth, I believed you were god, for about ten minutes. Don't go by me, I believe in Fappy the Shoe God.