Nick Against the World (47 Viewers)

Mr. Gol

Senior Member
Sep 15, 2004
3,472
Padovano said:
Some F1 whore named Cora. She is the wife of Ralf Shumacher. I like the way she looks, but more importantly, we both own that same pink bandana
She always looks angry when I see her on tv though.

Then again, you would too if you'd married the wrong Schumacher :biggrin:
 

Dan

Back & Quack
Mar 9, 2004
9,290
Seven requested me to post this:

"Dear Zlatan,

I don't know why you felt it was necessary to ban me. If it was because I stated following a religion, i.e. believing in something that is written down by man, is something that is rather stupid to do, you were not in the position to ban me. You even said yourself all religions are wrong. Something which is far more provocative and less well argumentated than what I said, I might add.

If it was because I stated I could very well be God and axlrose couldn't prove the opposite, I don't know why I'm banned. Because I didn't see you prove I'm not God. If it's because my posts are considered intolerant towards christians and muslims, you might want to know that some of those apparently more tolerant people have said things along the lines of: "any sane man who read the Qu'ran can only acknowledge it's true". I say "stupid" they say "mentally ill". What's the worst?

And if you do ban me, please be so kind to point out all the reasons why I'm banned, where I commited my errors and what exact words I shouldn't have said. Please enlighten me as to why I can't say christianity and islam are far fetched and unlikely. I know you're not allowed to have a discussion about religion on the forum anyway, but then you'll have to ban everyone who took part, Zlatty. If you're banning me because I opposed some religions and used some harsh words, I ask you to ban the opposite party as well. I'd like Zé Tahir banned to begin with. No, it looks as if I wasn't allowed freedom of speach. Everyone else was, but Seven wasn't. Swag supported me, yet there was no comment. Bürke was saying the same things I was, yet no reaction.

If you banned me for personal reasons, which is obviously the case, I can only applaud that. Good for you Zlatan, I salute you. You finally had the courage to ban me without a sufficient reason. You had your personal vendetta, you can go on with your life now. Too bad you're still gay though."
 

Zlatan

Senior Member
Jun 9, 2003
23,049
But of course, Seven will always victimise himself, he was banned because the big bad Zlatan doesnt like him, because he's provocative and has different opinions, because he says what he means, etc... But it's never his fault, no he's a little angel.
 

Holygr4le

Senior Member
Aug 4, 2005
2,539
Frankly it´s like a soap.
Blame to the right and blame to the left.
I´m tired reading about controversies.
There´s like you all put on your short kiddy trousers and walked right in the sandbox.

Seven: Man, I like you. Take the 2 weeks ban and that’s the end to it. Don’t be a drama queen. You are completely right in that what you said was not even close as provocative as some others. It is the way you said it. It is like you’ve done so many offenses that you had to get a yellow sometime. Take the yellow and do not make it a red one please. This forum needs guys like you.

Zlatan: I can totally understand the ban. But I cant understand why you have to rub it in. Just take all the issues private. It´s like someone else typed. You do not take notice in a good referee… I understand that you don´t enjoy yourself as you did just 2 months ago after all the crap you´ve taken. But frankly you do have your self to blame. Be yourself and leave the mod-thing to be private.

All: We do need controversies and weird people in here. And anger can be fun. But keep it at Juve level… Not as a Romanista.

EDIT: Did not see your post until I already posted mine Mikhail.
 

Slagathor

Bedpan racing champion
Jul 25, 2001
22,708
On a less cheerful note:

SUPERMAN TOLD TO HIDE PACKAGE

Hollywood is in a difficult position. When Brandon Routh was casted to play "Superman" in the new film on the superhero that's being produced, nobody had noticed it yet but the Superman tights are all-revealing.

And Mother Nature has been particularly generous for this goodlooking fellow's nether regions.

The investors in "Superman Returns" have now requested Routh he hide his package a bit as it would destract the audience's attention from the actual story (like we have never heard that story before anyway). Before Routh had a chance to react to that odd request; the filmmakers quickly stated they will use digital techniques to shrink Routh's impressive bulge.

"Superman Returns" will be launched halfway through 2006.



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EVIL STUF :depressed
 

swag

L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
84,750
Sorry, Seven. Not even going there on this one.

One way I will be different from Zlatan here: I won't humor your online tantrums about your bans.

Now go to your corner and think about what you've done.
 

The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
9,939
ßömßärdiër said:
LOL at your signature.

Also, I saw you viewing the beaty of the day thread?

What you think, had to rub one out?
Well, I guess nobody in that thread wants to post any trannys these days. Those horny monkeys just don't go for the chicks with dicks, I guess.
 

swag

L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
84,750
Padovano said:
Well, I guess nobody in that thread wants to post any trannys these days. Those horny monkeys just don't go for the chicks with dicks, I guess.
That was soooo last month, Pado. ;)

We've moved on to robotic sex toys and manta rays.
 

The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
9,939
Sorry Swag, perhaps you prefer Superman's giant manmeat?

Do remember when we were kids and Burger King actually sold hot dogs? They were hideous. I still have a couple left from 1973. I'm thinking of converting them into skype microphones so I can say things like:

"Skype it up yo", "I don't roll like that, you know how I roll", "That's a Wordage", and "Mind if I stuff my meatsickle in your pump?" . . . yeah, that would be cool.
 

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