++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++
Andy, as team Testicle, you really should be more objective. You want to motivate the masses? Then let us ass fook when we want. Let us fap when we want. OK, I understand the cultural differences - Me being a darkie, you a wigga, and Claire a greasy wop, but let me put in your lingo:
C'mon Dawg, can't we get along, yo? Hey Fat Albert, I is trying to he'p yo ass.