Nick Against the World (43 Viewers)

[The Pado]

Seven, I'm in a skinner box at the moment, but I do understand your ass fooking fears. Put away your homophobia for a moment. If Claire and I enjoy a good fooking then everybody should share in the discussion.

Nobody is asking you to fook, but you should regale us with your own ass fooking tales. You know - like that time when a Venetian merchant chased you out of his shop and you returned later that evening and burned a paper bag full of dog poop on his doorstep.

 

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[Tifoso]

++ [ originally posted by Erik ] ++




What do you care? You're a pharmacist; all you do at work is take pills from a big bottle and put them in a little bottle when you take a break from surfing the forum the entire day

 

[swag]

++ [ originally posted by Tifoso Lou ] ++

Silly, but I laughed.

 

[Tifoso]

++ [ originally posted by swag ] ++


Silly, but I laughed.

Appreciate that.

 

[Menace]

++ [ originally posted by Erik ] ++
I have a double bed :flirt:

Me too

 

[swag]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++
Seven, I'm in a skinner box at the moment, but I do understand your ass fooking fears. Put away your homophobia for a moment. If Claire and I enjoy a good fooking then everybody should share in the discussion.

Nobody is asking you to fook, but you should regale us with your own ass fooking tales. You know - like that time when a Venetian merchant chased you out of his shop and you returned later that evening and burned a paper bag full of dog poop on his doorstep.

Ass fooking is so passé. I'm into other orifices, like nostrils and ear canals. Now that's what I'm talking 'bout...

 

[Slagathor]

++ [ originally posted by Menace ] ++
Me too

And where might one find your double bed and at which time of day is it likely to include you? *sits ready with noteblock and pen*

 

[Azzurri7]

This is getting hot now.....

 

[Tifoso]

++ [ originally posted by swag ] ++


Ass fooking is so passé. I'm into other orifices, like nostrils and ear canals. Now that's what I'm talking 'bout...

Wouldn't fit in any of those places.:down:

 

[swag]

++ [ originally posted by Tifoso Lou ] ++


Wouldn't fit in any of those places.:down:

Nothing a little WD-40 and a shoehorn can't help.

 

[Tifoso]

++ [ originally posted by swag ] ++


Nothing a little WD-40 and a shoehorn can't help.

*looks up "giant shoehorn sales" in the Yellow Pages*

 

[Slagathor]

Will you people knock it off with the kinky sex lines; regular straight people sex already disgusts me for crying out loud.

 

[Menace]

++ [ originally posted by Erik ] ++


And where might one find your double bed and at which time of day is it likely to include you? *sits ready with noteblock and pen*

In my room, at night doll.


*I'm only playing*

 

[Slagathor]

++ [ originally posted by Menace ] ++
In my room, at night doll.


*I'm only playing*

Bah never mind. This is too difficult; I'll just go find someone easy

 

[swag]

++ [ originally posted by Tifoso Lou ] ++


*looks up "giant shoehorn sales" in the Yellow Pages*

You might want to look up a cement company for one of the mixer chutes off of their trucks.

 

[Tifoso]

++ [ originally posted by Menace ] ++


In my room, at night doll.


*I'm only playing*

with what?

 

[Tifoso]

++ [ originally posted by swag ] ++


You might want to look up a cement company for one of the mixer chutes off of their trucks.

That might work

 

[swag]

++ [ originally posted by Erik ] ++
Will you people knock it off with the kinky sex lines; regular straight people sex already disgusts me for crying out loud.

Don't knock it until you try it, Erik.

 

[Menace]

++ [ originally posted by Erik ] ++


Bah never mind. This is too difficult; I'll just go find someone easy

Good luck sweetie

 

[Slagathor]

++ [ originally posted by swag ] ++
Don't knock it until you try it, Erik.

Assuming that was about normal straight sex: I have. Several times. Part of my policy to try everything I feel I should try in my life 3 times before I make up my mind about it.