Nick Against the World (57 Viewers)

[jaecole]

I'm loving ESPN's 'Football Analysis for Americans'.

 

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[Bjerknes]

++ [ originally posted by jaecole ] ++
I'm loving ESPN's 'Football Analysis for Americans'.

What on earth is that?

 

[jaecole]

Kinda like CBBC Newsround.

 

[Bjerknes]

Not catching your drift.

 

[The Pado]

Football analysis for Americans?

That's easy, here it is:

"In Europe, there is an oversized trophy that soccer teams play for, and it is similar to our NFL Super Bowl. In today's action, the last semifinal round was played, but since Manchester United was not involved you need not worry about it."

 

[Bjerknes]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++
Football analysis for Americans?

That's easy, here it is:

"In Europe, there is an oversized trophy that soccer teams play for, and it is similar to our NFL Super Bowl. In today's action, the last semifinal round was played, but since Manchester United was not involved you need not worry about it."

That's exactly right Pado, bunch of fvcking douchebags.

 

[jaecole]

Here is newsround news.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/newsid_4500000/newsid_4503000/4503057.stm

I'll spell it out. These people are idiots. This is retard tv and I can't take it.

I used to think you were full of shit (not entirely) but now I want you to work for ESPN

 

[Bjerknes]

++ [ originally posted by jaecole ] ++
Here is newsround news.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/newsid_4500000/newsid_4503000/4503057.stm

I'll spell it out. These people are idiots. This is retard tv and I can't take it.

I used to think you were full of shit (not entirely) but now I want you to work for ESPN

Are you kidding me? Is that shit written by sixth graders? They expect people to read that?

But I don't need another game analysis cuz I can make my own. They must think we'll all idiots over here.

 

[Bjerknes]

LOL

The goal Liverpool was given last night did not even cross the line. Computer mapping technology shows that indeed it was not a goal, with most of the ball being outside the line. What a friggin joke.

 

[Zlatan]

Should have been a penalty.

 

[jaecole]

++ [ originally posted by Andy ] ++


Are you kidding me? Is that shit written by sixth graders? They expect people to read that?

But I don't need another game analysis cuz I can make my own. They must think we'll all idiots over here.

Yeah it's a kids website Andy, I thought the site design would have told you that.

 

[Bjerknes]

++ [ originally posted by Zlatan ] ++
Should have been a penalty.

No that's incorrect. Baros should have been called for a studs-up dangerous play.

 

[Bjerknes]

++ [ originally posted by jaecole ] ++


Yeah it's a kids website Andy, I thought the site design would have told you that.

No wonder. And that's what the ESPN program was like?

 

[Zlatan]

Rarely is dangerous play called in a goal scoring oppertunity. Virtually every scissor kick goal could be dissallowed for dangerous play. Cech went into him way too late, after the ball had already gone by and Baros began pulling out.

 

[jaecole]

++ [ originally posted by Andy ] ++


No wonder. And that's what the ESPN program was like?

Jesus.

Now I know WHY the coverage is like that

Nevermind Andy.

 

[Bjerknes]

++ [ originally posted by Zlatan ] ++
Rarely is dangerous play called in a goal scoring oppertunity. Virtually every scissor kick goal could be dissallowed for dangerous play. Cech went into him way too late, after the ball had already gone by and Baros began pulling out.

Dude, you can't go studs up into the keeper like he did. Every other play like that has been called except this one. It's rubbish.

 

[Bjerknes]

++ [ originally posted by jaecole ] ++


Jesus.

Now I know WHY the coverage is like that

Nevermind Andy.

Hey, I just wanted to know if it was bring your soccer loving six year old to work day at ESPN. That's all. Even soccer programs in America aren't as watered down as you're portraying it.

 

[The Pado]

This just in from ESPN Champions League Central:

" . . . and did we mention that the oversized trophy has really, really big handles? No? Well, it does. Something that the NHL might consider for Lord Stanley's Cup." Anyway, Liverpool and an Italian team will play next, and it should be good because when these two get together a bunch of people get killed. Now back to Bass Fishing with Bob."

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

What was the final?

 

[Bjerknes]

++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++
What was the final?

3-1 PSV, however Milan wins 3-3 on aggregate with away goals. Milan doesn't deserve to progress.