TOP ELEVEN REASONS MILAN LOST TO DEPORTIVO:
11. Still thinking about that ground breaking defeat in New York in August.
10. Once again just like versus Boca to make that annoying IncuboRossonero eat his fokin words and SHUT HIS TRAP.
9. All the gel in Gattuso's hair leaked to the ground causing a slip and slide.
8. Milan was never very good in math and thought that with aggregate they could lose 8-0 and still go on to the semi's.
7. Because of all the matches they play they accidently thought this was a Coppa Italia match hence the lack of effort.
6. They were going to use their secret weapons Brocchi and Redondo but then realized they were not even dressed for the match.
5. The defence forgot to take their alzheimer's_medication and thought they were back in grade school playing tag.
4. Between Italian, Danish, Brazilian, Portugese, Croatian, Spainish, Ukranian they could barely exchange hello's let alone PASS or MAN ON.
3. Their late night of "YATHZEE" got pretty wild.
2. Carlo was starting to miss his old habits at Juventus..i.e. losing.
1. Champions League......Schmapions League the real CUP is the TIM cup...anything else is pocket change.