9/11!
Poor Rudy couldn't manage a presidential campaign beyond running only in, and failing in, Florida -- and then checking out after he couldn't get enough votes for his Pants Off, Dance Off routine.
Shit, that's not a presidential campaign -- that's called "Spring Break".
I like to piss on the edge, preferably a high edge where I would finish pissing and still the first drops haven't reached the ground/water/whatever is down there.
Speaking of which, on the way to the courthouse this morning, I walked by the "
Good Hotel", with the "Good Pizza" place in front, and in front of that was a young black male with his pants lowered about two inches more than normal taking a Good Piss on the wall next to Pizza Booth #5.
I don't know what it is about courthouses, but they often seem to wind up with the runoff at the bottom of the hill like everything else.
I know that I am entirely unqualified to hold any public office, but if I do run for President one day, I think this fine lady is qualified to be vice president. She worked her way up from nothing to owning her own film company, own studio, and is worth damn near a billion dollars. She is as intelligent as she is fuckable. I give you the future first lady . . .
Like too many pornstars past her prime, she really overdid it with the tatts late in her career. But I'd still vote for her, even if she's carrying a lot more plastic and ink now than when it was just a heart tattooed on her ass. Which is a lot easier to beat off to than the Princeton tiger tattooed on George Schultz's ass.
i just got an email for a cross-faith prayer service tomorrow at noon on clark and addison(wrigley) for God to grant success to the cubs; the world is coming to an end and the bleacher fuckers wanna pray for the cubs.
Cubs in the World Series, the Jewish Temple being restored on the site of the al-Aqsa Mosque in Jerusalem. Either one signals the end of the world.
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