So Nick was living in Rome, free to fuck whatever he wanted, but he was a fatass drunk that no woman would want out of fear of gravy dripping on her from under Nick's double chin. Now he's healthy and ripped, but married. Unable to fuck anyone but his own wife. Combine this with the collapse of the U.S economy (and probably the collapse of the USA), Sarah Palin not knowing that Moscow is a million miles from Anchorage, and the rise of Inter as the team to beat and I would say Nick is a very unhappy boy.