Nick Against the World (43 Viewers)

[IncuboRossonero]

The Masturbate debate:

If you were hanging off a cliff, and could beat off to only one Juventuz Forum poster's picture who's would it be?

The nominees are:

1. Claire
2. Blandest
3. Turdhead
4. Iheartimmos
5. Burke
6. Monkey who pisses in own mouth.


I'm going with Iheartimmos. She is a bit sexier than the others.

Lilianna the Greek

 

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[Bjerknes]

Didn't say I liked Palin...or I'm a republican..most dangerous thing one can do is vote party lines ...which is what most morons here do..
but a bit of respect for the lady

Give me one good reason why I should respect her. She's a joke of a candidate.

Flip-flopper...yes, it sums him up best...despite the celebrity endorsements and trendy nature of supporting him he still has unresolved issues with his platform or lack of it

Tell me one President or leader in history that hasn't had unresolved issues before taking office.

Actually, having unresolved issues might turn out to be an asset for the country. Looking at the last two decades, it's pretty obvious we wanted to take out Saddam and secure more oil fields, actions that were premeditated. All for nothing, too!

 

[The Pado]

We beat Inter..all year long

Hell yea you did. Fook Inter in Moratti's panucci hole.

 

[The Pado]

p.s where's blandest..I lost my c*ck ring in her ass

This show of disrespect from the man who requests respect for Palin? Sorry. Claire (Blandest, Iheartimmos) is far more important to this planet that Ms. Palin is. You get more respect by keeping your mouth closed than by broadcasting your stupidity to the world.

Every person is free to be an ignorant moran. It is an inalienable right. However, when you crawl out of the outhouse and into national politics with your stupidity then you are fair game.

 

[swag]

And for your entertainment this coming election season... Rankin & Bass present...

A Year Without A Wall Street Bail Out

"I'm Mister Global Warming Christmas, I'm Mister Iraqi Quagmire
I'm Mister Shit Master, I'm Mister Budget Surplus thrown into the Fire

They call me Shit Miser, whatever I touch
turns to shit in my clutch...

I'm too much!"

Boys, set your Tivos...

 

[Vinman]

We have two incompetent candidates..

Mr. Flip Floppy Obama who can't take a stand and make a choice

and the psycho vet that thinks his back with 'Charlie' rolling in Opium

decisions..decisions..decisions...

:coffee:

uhgghhh depressing..let me go back to flapping with thoughts of Lilianna in my mind

:vinny:

she's brainwashed..

everyone knows that global warming is a liberal concocted story to make Al Gore win an Oscar

hahaha....soooo true !!!

In the words of Mars Blackmon, "It's gotta be the shoes."





WIILLLMAAA!!! All our bronto-buddies are gonna go extinct when Jesus throws that rock at the Yucatan!

oh, for the love of God !!!

 

[The Pado]

Oh Jeeeees, Joe, der ya go agin, dooon cha know.

 

[.zero]

Oh Jeeeees, Joe, der ya go agin, dooon cha know.

don't all ppl from the midwest talk like that?

 

[The Pado]

don't all ppl from the midwest talk like that?

No. They do in Minnesota, but certainly not in Michigan, Ohio, Wisconsin or Illinois. The rest of the Midwestern states I cannot comment on from experience.

 

[.zero]

me neither, but anything is better than southern drawl

 

[The Pado]

me neither, but anything is better than southern drawl

Not necessarily. South Boston accents are just awful, much worse than anything I hear in the South. Though some Southerners speak so slowly that you might think they are retarded.

Shit I heard back in New Jersey could border on obnoxious, but I'm serious when I tell you that when Palin speaks I flop on the floor like Como Kramer hearing Mary Hart on Entertainment Tonight.

 

[The Pado]

Go pound some vadge.

 

[.zero]

Not necessarily. South Boston accents are just awful, much worse than anything I hear in the South. Though some Southerners speak so slowly that you might think they are retarded.

Shit I heard back in New Jersey could border on obnoxious, but I'm serious when I tell you that when Palin speaks I flop on the floor like Como Kramer hearing Mary Hart on Entertainment Tonight.

dude i grew up in Queens and spent many summers visiting fam outside in a lil town called Lowell, MA. they do have harsh accents but comparing new england accents to the southern inbred accent is apples to oranges. nothing sounds more dumb or ignorant and wreaks of incest and racist like south of the mason-dixon. from SC to Texas, from GA to LA.

but jersey folks themselves have this strange hybrid accent which consists of dumb fuck and a sprinkle of remorse since no one considers it a real state.

Go pound some vadge.

it has a good ring to it no?

 

[IncuboRossonero]

I'm far from a McCain-Palin voter but she wasn't as bad as expected last night...Biden was better because he simply backed everything up with facts rather than 'joe six pack says so' or 'doggone Joe it ain't so' but she knows how to use her limited assets quite well..

I still say that my fellow paesan Rudy would have been best for the job...

that or just give it to Berlusconi

 

[IncuboRossonero]

This show of disrespect from the man who requests respect for Palin? Sorry. Claire (Blandest, Iheartimmos) is far more important to this planet that Ms. Palin is. You get more respect by keeping your mouth closed than by broadcasting your stupidity to the world.

Every person is free to be an ignorant moran. It is an inalienable right. However, when you crawl out of the outhouse and into national politics with your stupidity then you are fair game.

Palin has five kids...drove her 'critters' to hockey and soccer games...supported a jobless alcoholic and managed to become governor.. Blandest is one of many spoiled yayo chicks that think being anti-establishment is the cool thing to do because its to 'outside the norm'..you want outside the norm study 12 hours a day and break your ass in a part time job...THAT is outside the norm

 

[JCK]

Dru, are you drunk or drinking?

 

[IncuboRossonero]

Go pound some vadge.

Go sh*t in a coffee can Cafone...and at the same time tell the country club folk that in reality you're still the kid cleaning dishes with Ray Liotta back in 'JOISEY' and not the wanna wasp :vinny:

 

[The Pado]

Go sh*t in a coffee can Cafone...and at the same time tell the country club folk that in reality you're still the kid cleaning dishes with Ray Liotta back in 'JOISEY' and not the wanna wasp :vinny:

I think they know that already.

Nice one on the "supporting a jobless alcoholic".

Why can't Sarko ditch France and govern America!!!

 

[.zero]

Dru, are you drunk or drinking?

neither

i'm in the office

 

[JCK]

neither

i'm in the office

Then why are you posting here?