Nick Against the World (26 Viewers)

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
116,146
If I would have taken your advice with the Chelsea jersey, I would have had to let Joe Cole write his autograph on my fucking forehead.

I think I'll keep the jersey...
 

The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
9,939
Pado, what should I do with the jersey you gave me? Wear it tucked in, hang it on the wall, or frame that motherfucker?
Get yourself a Sharpie (brand of permanent marker, not to be confused with Enron's Hardie) and sign a big ol' "Zinedine Zidane" across the sponsor's logo and get that bitched encased in a sports memorabilia frame. Then, hang it on the wall in a prominent location until you start getting cash offers.

The cash offers will come because the conventional wisdom is that "no bozo is going to spend $100 to frame a shirt that's a fake".

Cash in my boy, and then cash out.
 

Turdhead

Chickenegro no funny
Jan 14, 2005
3,106
Today's polls questions:

2. Who does Claire hate most?

a) Negroes
b) Cops
c) Cops who beat Negroes
I don't hate negros, I just hate how they think they are hard done to. I don't hate cops, I just hate how they are totally useless. Add "d) Dirty fucking immos in kebab shops". I hate them fucking immos.
 

Turdhead

Chickenegro no funny
Jan 14, 2005
3,106
Talking about memorabilia. I have a juve jersey signed by 4-5 players, Nedved, Buffon and I can't read the rest. Legit, from 3 or 4 years ago when they came to Manchester and probably took a trimming. Start the bidding, I'm having a clear out. Let's start at $1.
 

Enron

Tickle Me
Moderator
Oct 11, 2005
75,664
I don't hate negros, I just hate how they think they are hard done to. I don't hate cops, I just hate how they are totally useless. Add "d) Dirty fucking immos in kebab shops". I hate them fucking immos.
Too bad you can't get the kebab without the immo. Everyone loves a good kebab.
 

Turdhead

Chickenegro no funny
Jan 14, 2005
3,106
Get yourself a Sharpie (brand of permanent marker, not to be confused with Enron's Hardie) and sign a big ol' "Zinedine Zidane" across the sponsor's logo and get that bitched encased in a sports memorabilia frame. Then, hang it on the wall in a prominent location until you start getting cash offers.

The cash offers will come because the conventional wisdom is that "no bozo is going to spend $100 to frame a shirt that's a fake".

Cash in my boy, and then cash out.
Haha I used hardie just for you. I don't think I've heard it before. Did we coin a new one?
 

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