Thanks for the tip. Unfortunately I am going to have to miss out, as I just discovered that the Japanese have a word for the fantasies I've been having about Nick's piss bags and a flight to Moscow for this year's all-EPL Champions League final.
After witnessing Barça lose to Manchowder United today, I've learned that I am apparently afflicted with what the Japanese call Omorashi.
Per Wikipedia:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omorashi Omorashi (オモラシ / おもらし / お漏らし, Omorashi?) is a fetish subculture recognized predominantly in Japan, in which participants experience arousal from having a full bladder or a sexual attraction to someone else experiencing the feeling of a full bladder. For such fetishists, climax usually coincides with the moment of relief and embarrassment experienced when the desperate individual loses bladder control and experiences incontinence.
How many piss bags do you think I can stuff in a carry-on bag? And I really do hope they have Russian tea samovars (if not Gatorade tubs) near the pitch so I can refuel regularly at the stadium. When the ticker tape canons come out for the trophy ceremony, it's going to be golden showers in prime time!
Wow, your ass is going to jiggle for a week. Ironically, not because of your insatiable appetite for ice cream, but because I am going to be behind you pounding your maldini with my schweinsteiger.
for the sake of healthy conversation, i never quite got why the distinction "cop killer". the service is obviously and beyond doubt honorable and noble but why the distinction why not mother killer or engineer killer. A killer is a killer, the act just heinous and the victim just as victimized regardless of their office.
for the sake of healthy conversation, i never quite got why the distinction "cop killer". the service is obviously and beyond doubt honorable and noble but why the distinction why not Ghostface Killah or Masta Killa. A killer is a killer, the act just heinous and the victim just as victimized regardless of their office.