Nick Against the World (112 Viewers)

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
116,166
Dude I have no problem paying taxes, after being out West for fire season and seeing how quick they run out of money, I have no problem paying more taxes and this is coming from a guy who makes less than 20k a year with no health insurance.
I just dont think the guy with the 1 million dollar house Im trying to save should get a tax break when I dont.
You know, Republicans are simply evil.

It's that easy :D.
ßöмßäяdîëя;1530331 said:
Per sempre...
WORD UP, SONS.

Funny thing is, as everybody knows, Vinni doesn't get a tax break, however.
 

The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
9,939
:rofl2:

you mean your blade of grass and two couscous seeds.. :jvefan:

Arrggh! And here I thought I was chock full o' nuts.

Look Boner, I have no problem with you mocking my meat and disrespecting my nuts, but do you have to throw that Chinkass chink chink jvefan at me? Now that hurts.
 
Apr 12, 2004
77,165
:lol2:

That was me who did it.
I love it when the Mormon Mitt Romney calls me and wishes me a Happy Hannukah....and I'm an Atheist. He just wanted money...the bastard.

Arrggh! And here I thought I was chock full o' nuts.

Look Boner, I have no problem with you mocking my meat and disrespecting my nuts, but do you have to throw that Chinkass chink chink jvefan at me? Now that hurts.
Word...
"Hello, Burke . . . I'm looking out my window and I see a big penis, stuffed into a red shoe, wearing some sort of explosive vest. It's calling out my name. Is it yours?"
You sound like my mother.
Yes, you won, so come here champ. Let me lay my fat stomach on your mom
on my MOTHER!?
 

Hambon

Lion of the Desert
Apr 22, 2005
8,073
Arrggh! And here I thought I was chock full o' nuts.

Look Boner, I have no problem with you mocking my meat and disrespecting my nuts, but do you have to throw that Chinkass chink chink jvefan at me? Now that hurts.
My bad Pado.. you know i am messin.... and you know your crotch area gots its own zip in real life so no worries my nig..
 

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
116,166
Police: Man Hurls Knives, Severed Penis In Rampage
Police Respond To Calls Of Man Smashing Car Windows

CHICAGO -- The Chicago Sun-Times reported Friday that a Chicago man resisted arrest in a most unusual way Wednesday morning.

Jakub Fik, 33, went on a rampage, smashing car windows on the city's Northwest Side. When police approached him, Fik hurled several knives and his severed penis at the officers.

Police subdued Fik with a Taser gun and took him into custody.

"We took him out without any serious injury, with the exception of his own," said Chicago police Sgt. Edward Dolan of the 16th District.

According to the published report, doctors at Northwestern Memorial Hospital reattached Fik's penis Wednesday. A hospital spokesman said he was listed in good condition Thursday.

The paper said that Fik lives in the 5400 block of W. Berenice Street. He is charged with two counts of aggravated assault and one count of criminal damage to property, said Officer Laura Kubiak.

Fik told paramedics he was distraught over problems with his girlfriend in Poland, Dolan said.

The suspect was bleeding when officers arrived and may have already cut off his organ, Dolan told The Sun-Times.

"At that point, this guy came running out, naked, with a handful of knives . . . and started throwing knives at the police officers that were 10, 20, 30 feet away," Dolan said. Included in the hurled items was the man's penis.

He then went back into the house and re-emerged with "another handful of knives," Dolan said.

The officer said he sneaked to the side of the house and stunned Fik with the Taser gun. The suspect continued to struggle with officers near the front steps of the home.

"About 10 feet from the front porch, right on the sidewalk, was his penis," Dolan said.

The published report included a statement from a University of Chicago urologist who said that the reattachment of a penis, while unusual, can be a highly successful operation.

http://www.nbc5.com/news/8089105/detail.html

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Oh no! I cut my Paul Dick Off.
 
Apr 12, 2004
77,165
GIVE ME MY FUCKING DICK... BLAUGH.
:lol2:

Who's dick is that?
Police: Man Hurls Knives, Severed Penis In Rampage
Police Respond To Calls Of Man Smashing Car Windows

CHICAGO -- The Chicago Sun-Times reported Friday that a Chicago man resisted arrest in a most unusual way Wednesday morning.

Jakub Fik, 33, went on a rampage, smashing car windows on the city's Northwest Side. When police approached him, Fik hurled several knives and his severed penis at the officers.

Police subdued Fik with a Taser gun and took him into custody.

"We took him out without any serious injury, with the exception of his own," said Chicago police Sgt. Edward Dolan of the 16th District.

According to the published report, doctors at Northwestern Memorial Hospital reattached Fik's penis Wednesday. A hospital spokesman said he was listed in good condition Thursday.

The paper said that Fik lives in the 5400 block of W. Berenice Street. He is charged with two counts of aggravated assault and one count of criminal damage to property, said Officer Laura Kubiak.

Fik told paramedics he was distraught over problems with his girlfriend in Poland, Dolan said.

The suspect was bleeding when officers arrived and may have already cut off his organ, Dolan told The Sun-Times.

"At that point, this guy came running out, naked, with a handful of knives . . . and started throwing knives at the police officers that were 10, 20, 30 feet away," Dolan said. Included in the hurled items was the man's penis.

He then went back into the house and re-emerged with "another handful of knives," Dolan said.

The officer said he sneaked to the side of the house and stunned Fik with the Taser gun. The suspect continued to struggle with officers near the front steps of the home.

"About 10 feet from the front porch, right on the sidewalk, was his penis," Dolan said.

The published report included a statement from a University of Chicago urologist who said that the reattachment of a penis, while unusual, can be a highly successful operation.

http://www.nbc5.com/news/8089105/detail.html

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Oh no! I cut my Paul Dick Off.
:lol:

Only a Polak!
 

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