Nick Against the World (42 Viewers)

Vinman

2013 Prediction Cup Champ
Jul 16, 2002
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As I caught a sidways look at myself in the mirror I thought, "Christ . . . am I common?
There I was in all my naked glory. Cock at full staff, jammed through the back end of some unknown female's shoe. She, passed out on the bed, unaware of the fornication her footwear was enjoying in her absence. I thought, "what am I doing. I'm getting too old for this shit. I need some proper internet friends, but am I too common?"
Why would anyone like me? Why would anyone want to like me? Perhaps if I reinvented myself . . . maybe if I looked like Bobo Vieri or Wayne Newton or that fat fellow who likes to say that he invented the question mark.

What if nobody knew of my love for ladies footwear, what if I wasn't so goddamn common? What if I told my putative internet colleagues that I was descended from the House of Savoy, some Italian royalty, would they like me then? Or would I still be just a lying wopper?

And what if I found a little girlfriend, a bit of a Londoner, and I could meet her at Gatwick and destroy her rectum on holidays and three-day weekends. And what if she took me to meet her real friends and bought me drugs and I loved her for it. And what if we got messed up and found some weather geek and beat him with sticks until he died and then scribbled racist manifesto on the walls of his college dorm to put off the coppers?

Now, that would be uncommon.
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I laughed so hard I thought I was going to cry
 

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
116,667
First of all, you can't be "cultured" in anything, the word doesn't exist in that context. Andy and Burke are mistaking the definition of Cultured with that of Culture. Culture is a noun, while cultured is an adjective. One means to know and understand the finer things in life, be educated , etc. The latter is a word to describe a society's beliefs, languages, traditions. They aren't the same word and they aren't interchangeable. I think what he means to say is that being "educated" in another culture can make one's self more cultured. Then again he didn't so what do I know. That said, please continue.
Actually, Enron, the word cultured can be used as a verb, as in "grown bacteria." Therefore, I think the usage in my posts is correct, but I'm not an English major nor my mom, so I might be wrong. I've heard it used in that context before though.
 

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
116,667
Man, I KILL NIGGAS!

nah...wasnt me

if it were, I'd stick the bomb up her ass and use it as an anal cannon :)
You'd be stickin' it like... BLOOOM. Get Hilary to sew that!


Tomorrow we play our great friends and rivals Milan. Surely Nick "Bobo Vieri" Rocco will make an appearance and grace us with the vitriol we so long for.
Absolutely. But I am personally worried. Before the Palermo match I don't think we were playing that well, and now we might have this sort of nonchalance about us that we are in good shape because we destroyed Palermo. That's not good. I think much of that Palermo performance was due to individual brilliance, not amazing tactics. Our team play was certainly good, but then again Palermo's tactics were rather strange and they haven't really been playing well lately. A match against Milan is always a test, and I don't think we have been as good as the tables actually show at the moment.
 

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