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Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
116,668
Craig Johnson on Sky Sports:

"The English need to learn how to control the ball, have flair with it, like the Croatians and Brazilians."

Now that is an Englishman who knows his stuff.
 

Turdhead

Chickenegro no funny
Jan 14, 2005
3,106
Keep going with the arrogance. Some fucking weather man? This weather man knows that you lot are deservedly NOT in the European Championships, where you fucking should be. That's all that matters, Claire. :pint:
Who has disagreed with that? No one. Who has said England deserved to qualify? In fact who hasn't said the whole team have underperformed? Didn't I say that in my original post? Quoting a couple of English men doesn't prove any point any point to me. I'm sure if I was bothered I'd find you the same retarded quotes from the Spanish, Italian or any other nation in the world. That was my point.

I'm simply bored of your made up “English disease”. I'm telling you that in real life, it isn't real. I’m not talking about some tabloid newspapers here who on the page opposite have Jodie Marsh with her tits out. I’m talking real life. Of course I don't talk for whatever "English" you meet every day a million miles away.

I would probably tell you that when people live somewhere else they tend to go a bit fucked in the head about their own country. I’ve yet to meet an American that doesn’t get defensive about their heavy handed police, I’ve yet to meet an Irish man who doesn’t in some way defend the IRA. I’m pretty sure they don’t sprout the same bollocks when they go home. I’m pretty sure they couldn’t care less.

If you lived here, and you talked like that, you’d think you were mad too. End of the story as far as I'm concerned. You are wrong as far as I’m concerned. That’s all I care to say weather man.
 

Turdhead

Chickenegro no funny
Jan 14, 2005
3,106
I wasn’t really talking about the media, but since that came up in this discussion. I remember reading an article about how the Italian media hardly mentioned the hooliganism and police brutality at the MU v Roma CL game. They ran clippings well underneath the match reports referring to “scuffles” or “some disturbances”. The TV coverage was more concerned with the goals. They only picked up the stories when the British media accused the police of violence. Is this the bravo media we should be aiming for and championing? Calling the British media biased and championing the Italian is so silly I laugh at it.
 
Apr 12, 2004
77,165
Burke, about our Lesotho discussion, from Wikipedia it states:

Lesotho, officially the Kingdom of Lesotho, is a land-locked country, entirely surrounded by the Republic of South Africa. Formerly Basutoland, it is a member of the Commonwealth of Nations. The name Lesotho roughly translates into "the land of the people who speak Sesotho."

:lol2:
I told you it had to do with some tribe, it just had to.

So basically you're saying it's classy to kick England when they're down?
Ohh, of course....I'm not going to stop for years.
Well, you're free to hate their football.
We all are...and we should.
of the highest order as well:pint:
Amen!
Some 20 year old girl in my class says she's marrying a French marine this summer and is about to travel with him to every fucking corner in the world.

She must be out of her mind.
What a fucking retard...
You should rape her and after you're done yell, in her face, BLOOM...

ANTWERP!!
:lol2:

I told her GI Bruno (that's the guy's name obviously) is bound to die whilst making sure a bridge explodes somewhere in Southern Polynesia so that the civilians are once and for all freed of the armed rebels.

She didn't know what GI stood for.
I would not be surprised if a lot of people here didn't know that.

Sounds like some girls here.
Aye!
But seriously, marrying a French marine and moving across the globe? What kind of fucked up idea is this?

I wanted to fuck this girl, now I'm just worried about her mental health.
Well, at least your priorities are in order.
The poor girl also claims life was better in the Middle Ages as there was a more genuine catholic belief. You know, this might very well be the biggest lunatic I've ever met. And I've met a lot.

But that's great. Cause I'm very very well prepared for discussions like these, so I'm about to have a blast.
Did you explain to her that they also burned a bunch of people and castigated women?

I'm so full of stuffing and beer that I can just go BLOOM all over some niggas.
Blaugh....tummy tuck.

You see that's just total bollocks. Laughably unrealistic.
He wasn't serious, you dumb bitch.
 

Turdhead

Chickenegro no funny
Jan 14, 2005
3,106
He was serious, he didn't say it you fucking dumb twat. He was implying others do. Here is the full quote, which you could have looked for, before opening your big mouth.

But it's the same story here in the States. The major football networks here are controlled by English bias along with English pundits. There really is no escape. English football is the best, English teams are the greatest, and England should be included in every major tournament no matter what. Yes, even the Gold Cup.
If you want to stick your oar in all the time at least get it right. I've ignored you now and I'll leave you there this time. You are an idiot, you are worthless, you are rude, you are boring and you are ugly. It’s so boring hearing so much from someone who has so little to say. There's one word for you: COMMON.
 

swag

L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
84,867
So I will just get drunk off of the wonderful tastes of some of the best wine I've ever had... from the Adams County Winery.

http://www.adamscountywinery.com/

BLOOM, there goes another $25 bottle. Man, I be killin' niggas.
Be careful. I've actually had some halfway decent wine in upstate NY and even PA. But saying the best wine you ever had comes from PA is akin to saying that the best goalkeepers you've ever seen have played for the England NT. ;)

i think a lot more people would be happeir if we just killed millen
If they've got attendance problems at the Ford, they should tear a page from Comiskey Park marketing: Millen Demolition Day.

Every fan gets in for a half-price ticket if they bring some kind of printed or stuffed voodoo doll likeness of Matt Millen. Then at halftime they collect them all in a giant box in the center of the field, set it on fire, and burn them all in effigy. Blow that shit up with quarter sticks of dynamite (who are we kidding? C4) and go all Ted Kaczynski on his ass.

Shit, I'd fly to Detroit to attend that.

Actual quote from Keith Costigan, speaking about his show on Fox Soccer Channel, all geared to the Premiership:

"I will be here with you along with the best players and teams in the world."

:howler:

Have fun this coming summer, COSTIGAN!
Certainly he will be there next summer, watching the telly in his boxer shorts and crying in his beer along with the best players and teams in the world.

Because English football is THE BEST !!
Not just the football, but all the teams and players, mate! :tup:

Craig Johnson on Sky Sports:

"The English need to learn how to control the ball, have flair with it, like the Croatians and Brazilians."

Now that is an Englishman who knows his stuff.
No, that is an Englishman who is about to be fired from his broadcasting job. Obviously, he has not received proper instruction from his American sponsors.
 

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
116,668
Who has disagreed with that? No one. Who has said England deserved to qualify? In fact who hasn't said the whole team have underperformed? Didn't I say that in my original post? Quoting a couple of English men doesn't prove any point any point to me. I'm sure if I was bothered I'd find you the same retarded quotes from the Spanish, Italian or any other nation in the world. That was my point.

I'm simply bored of your made up “English disease”. I'm telling you that in real life, it isn't real. I’m not talking about some tabloid newspapers here who on the page opposite have Jodie Marsh with her tits out. I’m talking real life. Of course I don't talk for whatever "English" you meet every day a million miles away.

I would probably tell you that when people live somewhere else they tend to go a bit fucked in the head about their own country. I’ve yet to meet an American that doesn’t get defensive about their heavy handed police, I’ve yet to meet an Irish man who doesn’t in some way defend the IRA. I’m pretty sure they don’t sprout the same bollocks when they go home. I’m pretty sure they couldn’t care less.

If you lived here, and you talked like that, you’d think you were mad too. End of the story as far as I'm concerned. You are wrong as far as I’m concerned. That’s all I care to say weather man.
I wasn’t really talking about the media, but since that came up in this discussion. I remember reading an article about how the Italian media hardly mentioned the hooliganism and police brutality at the MU v Roma CL game. They ran clippings well underneath the match reports referring to “scuffles” or “some disturbances”. The TV coverage was more concerned with the goals. They only picked up the stories when the British media accused the police of violence. Is this the bravo media we should be aiming for and championing? Calling the British media biased and championing the Italian is so silly I laugh at it.

I really have nothing else to say to you. You're obviously not even listening to what I have to say, so it is indeed pointless. Continue on blaming every manager that has come your way for your troubles.

And I have never championed the Italian media as they're all bloody Journos. Do Not Put Words In My Mouth.
 

The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
9,939
They claim it to be the best as well, whereas it clearly isn't.
RAI claims Italy is the best? Perhaps based upon Italy as the current World Champion . . for the 4th fooking time, mind you. Perhaps based on Italy qualifying for the Euro 2008 top of its group ahead of France, despite starting qualification with a World Cup hangover. Perhaps based upon Milan being Champions of Europe and not even in the top 12 in the Serie A.
 

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
116,668
Be careful. I've actually had some halfway decent wine in upstate NY and even PA. But saying the best wine you ever had comes from PA is akin to saying that the best goalkeepers you've ever seen have played for the England NT. ;)
But wineries from California to Texas claim they have the best wine as well, so it is hypocritical hating the wine from Adam's County while loving the wine from other places around the world. It's bollocks, mate. ;)


If they've got attendance problems at the Ford, they should tear a page from Comiskey Park marketing: Millen Demolition Day.

Every fan gets in for a half-price ticket if they bring some kind of printed or stuffed voodoo doll likeness of Matt Millen. Then at halftime they collect them all in a giant box in the center of the field, set it on fire, and burn them all in effigy. Blow that shit up with quarter sticks of dynamite (who are we kidding? C4) and go all Ted Kaczynski on his ass.

Shit, I'd fly to Detroit to attend that.
:lol2:

That would be simply stunning.


Certainly he will be there next summer, watching the telly in his boxer shorts and crying in his beer along with the best players and teams in the world.


Not just the football, but all the teams and players, mate! :tup:


No, that is an Englishman who is about to be fired from his broadcasting job. Obviously, he has not received proper instruction from his American sponsors.
:lol2:
 

The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
9,939
And to people who refuse to see that McClaren is quite obviously the only person to really fuck up, please tell me that this team roster isn't good enough to at least qualify:

1 Scott Carson
2 Micah Richards
6 Sol Campbell
5 Jolean Lescott
3 Wayne Bridge
10 Shaun Wright-Phillips
4 Steven Gerrard
7 Gareth Barry
8 Frank Lampard
11 Joe Cole
9 Peter Crouch

Substitutes
13 David James
12 Ashley Cole
14 Wes Brown
15 Owen Hargreaves
16 Jermain Defoe
17 David Beckham
18 Darren Bent

Seriously, he screwed up. There were loads of potential, he got the line up wrong.

McLaren is unable to draft in the best 95% of EPL Players, as they already represent France and all of West Africa.
 

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
116,668
1 Scott Carson
2 Micah Richards
6 Sol Campbell
5 Jolean Lescott
3 Wayne Bridge
10 Shaun Wright-Phillips
4 Steven Gerrard
7 Gareth Barry
8 Frank Lampard
11 Joe Cole
9 Peter Crouch

Substitutes
13 David James
12 Ashley Cole
14 Wes Brown
15 Owen Hargreaves
16 Jermain Defoe
17 David Beckham
18 Darren Bent

Seriously, he screwed up. There were loads of potential, he got the line up wrong.
Look, both Micah Richards are Jolean Lescott have had good spells in the Premiership and are playing matches due to injuries such as Gary Neville. Terry is obviously out. Perhaps Beckham should have started, but again he isn't 100%. I don't really see what your problem is with the 18 players McClaren selected.

McLaren is unable to draft in the best 95% of EPL Players, as they already represent France and all of West Africa.
Too true.
 

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