Nick Against the World (49 Viewers)

Enron

Tickle Me
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Oct 11, 2005
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Not to mention our D is top ten. Our pass D is like #5 in the nation. Thanks to Ryan Mundy, the best free safety ever to play at Michigan.:D
 

swag

L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
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Because I always make business calls when I'm on family holiday at the Magic Kingdom, you drunken basement dweller.
:lol2: Yep. I think he's got you there.

OK, who was it that told us that a school shooting would NEVER, NEVER happen in Western Europe? Who could that have been? Oh yes, our 19-year old life expert. Well, Andries, it only six months for Never to happen.

Don't play the lottery this week.
I'm 20. And I didn't say it never happened. I said important bridges never collapsed. And they haven't.
Well a lot of good that did for the people at Charles de Gaulle airport's Gate E50 a few years ago when they were fishing the bodies out of roofing materials and piles of reinforced concrete.
 

The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
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I'm 20. And I didn't say it never happened. I said important bridges never collapsed. And they haven't.

Now this you could have used on me: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/1202214.stm

Although I also said I didn't consider countries such Italy, Spain and Portugal Western but Southern Europe. Then again, you could have argued, on a map Portugal seems to be situated in the West. To conclude our little discussion I would have noted that Western Europe is not so much a geographical position, but a concept.

Anyway:

What I said about shootings was that they are far more rare, and practically don't happen at all, in Western Europe than they are in the USA. And statistics prove me right on that one. The fact I already referred to statistics whilst making my point a couple of months ago means I did not say they never happened.

I'm quite sure you'll say I'm clutching at straws here, but to me the difference is obvious. Besides, I also said that, every now and then, people go berserk in Finland which is why I don't like those "life is great in Scandinavia even though it's always dark" articles.

The statistics do back that up, but you said that a school shooting would NEVER happen in Western Europe.

BTW, this was not Finland's first, as apparently there was a shooting in 1989 that took 3 lives. We should have figured that with all that booze and all that depression Finland would be the one that brought you down :toast:
 

Zé Tahir

JhoolayLaaaal!
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Dec 10, 2004
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nah...those are usually state troopers

you may get pulled over anyways...someone will see you waving your scarf out the window and wonder what the hell you're doing


911 operator- "whats your emergency"

caller- " I'm on the I-190, and some middle eastern guy is acting suspicious"

911 operator- "whats he doing ?"

caller- " he's driving and waving some kind of white, black and yellow scarf out his window... he looks fanatical...I think he's getting ready to blow himself up !!"


:p
That's why I got you to break me out if that happens :D
 
Apr 12, 2004
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Yo homeboy. You ready to see millions of dollars vanish into thin air? Cause that's what's gonna happen to Mr Brohm tonight.
Word....
who is the lou playin? wvu?
DA!
Burkey Boy, shoot me Ben Arfa's number and I'll call his white ass.
Word, I'll Pm you up...
just don't tell them that you are on your way to the airport, or you took pilot lessons, hell in fact just claim to be portugese
I claim to be straight gayboy in my nutpussy.
 

swag

L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
84,874
yo swagsta that taylor street coffee shop is puhretty toothsome
Really? I'm gonna have to check it sometime.

Problem is it's in one of those neighborhoods where "damage" is the norm. As in mentally damaged. You know, the kind where you walk down the block and are approached by at least two different people who start at you in mid-conversation as if they just ran into your evil twin a couple minutes ago ("...and another thing!")?

Now don't get me wrong. Man, I do like the few remaining dirtbag 'hoods in town. But not when I'm eating.

Definitely don't shake anyone's hands. The last thing they were shaking was 'drip' alright, but it wasn't drip coffee.

1. Spread cheeks
2. Insert penis
3. Call Marco Amelia
4. Repeat process
I see you've also played a little Marco Polo around the house yourself, Pado. :toast:
 

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