Nick Against the World (99 Viewers)

[Vinman]

Dude, you should have offered her a reciprocal shaving. It's customary.

int:

 

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[The Pado]

I just got a hair cut and the wierdest thing happened. The girl cutting my hair asked if she could shave my beard, I explained that I was planning on taking care of it myself later, but she insisted on cutting it. Having your face shaved by an attractive female is one of the most relaxing experiences I've ever had. That said, I got her number. How you like them apples!

You goddamnedmotherfucking bearded nazi. You're lucky I don't shave your goddamnedmotherfucking head you filthy hair bag. And then shit down your throat, whatever that means.

 

[The Pado]

Hey Inter, after years of Juve stealing from you, meet the thief next door (haha):

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Dude, you should have offered her a reciprocal shaving. It's customary.

Can say I've done that before....

You goddamnedmotherfucking bearded nazi. You're lucky I don't shave your goddamnedmotherfucking head you filthy hair bag. And then shit down your throat, whatever that means.

 

[Seven]

Where do you even find those pictures, Burke?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Got it E-mailed to me.

But the funniest part about it was, the E-mail's subject line said, "Hector In America."

Until now I didn't get it.

 

[swag]

Can say I've done that before....

Sorry, Burke. Mother's Day gifts don't count.

 

[swag]

Damn, this site is so much more interesting through the Gizoogle proxy...

http://www.gizoogle.com/

 

[The Pado]

Some guys are just sick perverts

 

[swag]

I prefer subtlety in my humor...

(Well, that and I prefer my bratwurst unattached and on a bun.)

 

[Bjerknes]

I guess Lalas still doesn't want to keep his mouth shut.

http://tsn.ca/headlines/news_story/?ID=211259

'The fact that a segment of the world worships an inferior product in the Premiership is their business,'' Lalas said in an interview with The Guardian published Tuesday.

''In England, our league is considered second class, but I honestly believe if you took a helicopter and grabbed a bunch of MLS players and took them to the perceived best league in the world they wouldn't miss a beat and the fans wouldn't notice any drop in quality.''


Even I hate the EPL, but come on you idiot... don't be a biased little bitch.

 

[Zé Tahir]

So...this morning I learned not to open this thread at work. Pado...that picture could have gotten me fired

 

[Zé Tahir]

I guess Lalas still doesn't want to keep his mouth shut.

http://tsn.ca/headlines/news_story/?ID=211259

'The fact that a segment of the world worships an inferior product in the Premiership is their business,'' Lalas said in an interview with The Guardian published Tuesday.

''In England, our league is considered second class, but I honestly believe if you took a helicopter and grabbed a bunch of MLS players and took them to the perceived best league in the world they wouldn't miss a beat and the fans wouldn't notice any drop in quality.''


Even I hate the EPL, but come on you idiot... don't be a biased little bitch.

He said that David Beckham is bigger than Michael Jordan.

 

[Bjerknes]

He said that David Beckham is bigger than Michael Jordan.

Well he is... considering the world as a whole. But that's not the point.

What Lalas is doing is similar to the EPL marketers I despise so much... he's overrating the league and trying to make more people follow it. But what he's also doing at the same time is lowering the credibility of Americans who do enjoy the real football and know a lot about it... just because he's a fucking American that works in the business.

Just shut the fuck up, Lalas. The MLS doesn't need your bias polluting the football world and setting our National Team up for failure.

 

[Bjerknes]

Why does someone with an anal cannon have another anal cannon surrounding the main anal cannon? The guy essentially has two anal cannons... one that produces a tremendous flux, and another that protects the main anal cannon. But the main anal cannon doesn't need protection... it will live forever. He should sell the second.

The guy is sitting on a gold mine.

 

[Zé Tahir]

Well he is... considering the world as a whole. But that's not the point.

What Lalas is doing is similar to the EPL marketers I despise so much... he's overrating the league and trying to make more people follow it. But what he's also doing at the same time is lowering the credibility of Americans who do enjoy the real football and know a lot about it... just because he's a fucking American that works in the business.

Just shut the fuck up, Lalas. The MLS doesn't need your bias polluting the football world and setting our National Team up for failure.

Michael Jordan is faaaaaar more popular than David Beckham is in the world.

 

[Bjerknes]

Michael Jordan is faaaaaar more popular than David Beckham is in the world.

Considering the entire population with billions and billions of Asians, I really find that hard to believe.

 

[Zé Tahir]

Considering the entire population with billions and billions of Asians, I really find that hard to believe.

Considering I've lived on almost every continent, I think I'm right when I say that Jordan is far more popular than Beckham.

Besides, by that logic Chinese is the most spoken language...when we know that that's not true in actuality.

 

[Bjerknes]

Considering I've lived on almost every continent, I think I'm right when I say that Jordan is far more popular than Beckham.

Besides, by that logic Chinese is the most spoken language...when we know that that's not true in actuality.

The fact that you lived on every continent doesn't exactly matter, but hey what the hell. Football is ten-fold the sport basketball is and the ratio of fans between the sports is quite staggering, so I just find it odd that more people know and care about Jordan. Does Jordan really have billions of fans?

And now I'm starting to remember that I can't stand basketball either.

 

[Zé Tahir]

The fact that you lived on every continent doesn't exactly matter, but hey what the hell. Football is ten-fold the sport basketball is and the ratio of fans between the sports is quite staggering, so I just find it odd that more people know and care about Jordan. Does Jordan really have billions of fans?

And now I'm starting to remember that I can't stand basketball either.

Yea it doesn't, I'm tired

But just because basketball isn't as popular as football doesn't mean that people don't know a legend like Jordan. Even if you're not a hockey fan you know who Gretzky is, you know Schumaker, you know Babe Ruth, you know Montana, you know Maradona, etc.