Nick Against the World (40 Viewers)

[Zé Tahir]

The only bad thing about summer is looking for a part-time job. I hate driving around looking for a fucking job! And I hate my parents telling me I gotta look for one.

Not to mention I gotta fight my black&mild addiction now

 

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[ßöмßäяðîëя]

My goal this summer is not to add to the statistics of the 2nd deadliest occupation as decided be the Discovery Channel.

What is that?

The only bad thing about summer is looking for a part-time job. I hate driving around looking for a fucking job! And I hate my parents telling me I gotta look for one.

Not to mention I gotta fight my black&mild addiction now

Yea, plus it is bad since they think you are going to suicide bomb the TGI Fridays.

 

[Zé Tahir]

What is that?

Yea, plus it is bad since they think you are going to suicide bomb the TGI Fridays.

The TGI Fridays on 85 is so ghetto. The girls there look like trailer trash.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I know you are thinking about it since you have your pilot's license.....but yo...think about waht you are doing....KAMIKAZE!




I love the Ze Ze like he once wore the number 11 for Bayern.

 

[Azzurri7]

I want to kidnap mark83.

 

[Bjerknes]

I would rather eat sushi off of Anna Nicole Smith's dead body after it was dragged from New Jersey to Kansas on Interstate 80 with successive piss and shit stops by truckers every 50 miles.

I would rather light myself on fire with a Dodge Intrepid and three Coors Lights filled with a mixture of vomit and battery juice.

I would rather walk the 150 miles I just drove stealing every "DO NOT PASS" sign which were set up every 20 yards on some fucking road I just drove on.

I would rather replace those DO NOT PASS signs with a more blunt "NO FUCKING PASSING" while I walk with no shoes and a swastika painted on my face and penis head.

I would rather be placed into battle in a Hezbollah controlled section of Beirut equiped with a DO NOT PASS sign and a tape recorder filled with hours of me saying "STAPLE SILLY SLAP HAPPY FAPPY SCOTT STAP PAPPY NASRALLAH BEST FRIEND BLOW JOB."

I would rather pass people going 20 miles per hour in a DO NOT PASS area backwards and on the wrong side of the road.

I would rather stab myself in the eye with a Red Bull can while Barack Obama screams "I AM YOUR FATHER" in my ear all the way to South Korea where I begin my job as a trash can eater outside Graham Bae's buttfuck shoppe in DangZhou.

I would rather write a track with Jay-Z called Gay Republicans "I feel like a, Gay Republican penis I got coming in, can't take that shit out of my mouth, Im still loving it. Can't take the cock out my mouth, Im still sucking it. Probably put it back in my mouth, Im like fuck it then."





Than go to this Statistics course.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Post of the last 4 years!

 

[The Pado]

Andrew Becksworth Fappatore - I just opened the care package you sent. High marks for illegally sending a Corona through the mail. You sir are equipped with a set of brass balls. Even higher marks for sending me the pink sandal, even though it is not a Fapping shoe, I still love the thought. Do you expect me to stuff my meat into a shoe with no heel? C'mon now.

Still, you are golden! I'll try to find some to fap it and send it back to your mom with a pic of the shoe dangling from my loins.

 

[swag]

I would rather eat sushi off of Anna Nicole Smith's dead body after it was dragged from New Jersey to Kansas on Interstate 80 with successive piss and shit stops by truckers every 50 miles.

I would rather light myself on fire with a Dodge Intrepid and three Coors Lights filled with a mixture of vomit and battery juice.

I would rather walk the 150 miles I just drove stealing every "DO NOT PASS" sign which were set up every 20 yards on some fucking road I just drove on.

I would rather replace those DO NOT PASS signs with a more blunt "NO FUCKING PASSING" while I walk with no shoes and a swastika painted on my face and penis head.

I would rather be placed into battle in a Hezbollah controlled section of Beirut equiped with a DO NOT PASS sign and a tape recorder filled with hours of me saying "STAPLE SILLY SLAP HAPPY FAPPY SCOTT STAP PAPPY NASRALLAH BEST FRIEND BLOW JOB."

I would rather pass people going 20 miles per hour in a DO NOT PASS area backwards and on the wrong side of the road.

I would rather stab myself in the eye with a Red Bull can while Barack Obama screams "I AM YOUR FATHER" in my ear all the way to South Korea where I begin my job as a trash can eater outside Graham Bae's buttfuck shoppe in DangZhou.

I would rather write a track with Jay-Z called Gay Republicans "I feel like a, Gay Republican penis I got coming in, can't take that shit out of my mouth, Im still loving it. Can't take the cock out my mouth, Im still sucking it. Probably put it back in my mouth, Im like fuck it then."





Than go to this Statistics course.

Could you repeat that using a non-linear regression analysis?

 

[The Pado]

Could you repeat that using a non-linear regression analysis?

Bahaha hahahahaha!

Hey, you don't have to be a geek to get that.

It was funny.

 

[Martin]

Since when is a meteorologist not a geek?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Andrew Becksworth Fappatore - I just opened the care package you sent. High marks for illegally sending a Corona through the mail. You sir are equipped with a set of brass balls. Even higher marks for sending me the pink sandal, even though it is not a Fapping shoe, I still love the thought. Do you expect me to stuff my meat into a shoe with no heel? C'mon now.

Still, you are golden! I'll try to find some to fap it and send it back to your mom with a pic of the shoe dangling from my loins.

Yea, I was hoping it would not break or anything, was it intact?

Could you repeat that using a non-linear regression analysis?

Repeat that....in a frat boy slang function.

Since when is a meteorologist not a geek?

 

[The Pado]

Yea, I was hoping it would not break or anything, was it intact?

Yes, no breakage, but why was the cap taped on? You boys didn't piss in the bottle and re-cap it, did you?

 

[Bjerknes]

Andrew Becksworth Fappatore - I just opened the care package you sent. High marks for illegally sending a Corona through the mail. You sir are equipped with a set of brass balls. Even higher marks for sending me the pink sandal, even though it is not a Fapping shoe, I still love the thought. Do you expect me to stuff my meat into a shoe with no heel? C'mon now.

Still, you are golden! I'll try to find some to fap it and send it back to your mom with a pic of the shoe dangling from my loins.

I tried to find something with heels and I did, but they are all some of her favorite shoes and I was scared she would suspect I stole it. And I don't want her to know I've been wearing her clothes all along.

Yes, no breakage, but why was the cap taped on? You boys didn't piss in the bottle and re-cap it, did you?

Burke told me to put some tape on the cap, don't ask me why. On second thought it was completely useless. I'm a retard and so is Burke.

But this retard loves you.

 

[Bjerknes]

Oh my God, Mamahadou Diarra was killed in the Bronx a few years ago. Fucking police are now killing pro footballers and covering it up by sending robots on the pitch.

 

[Bjerknes]

Could you repeat that using a non-linear regression analysis?

I would rather have a Pennsylvania State Trooper shove cocaine in my own nose while my father makes lasagna naked screaming at my mom GOD DAMNIT CELENE STOP MIXING UP OUR UNDERWEAR while my dog chews on my Cesc Fabregas doll.

I would rather have a smile on my face for 25 days straight being nice to everybody I come across. Then on the 25th day, kill 27,000 people.

Than explain shit.

 

[The Pado]

Andy - just know that you are the first to mail fapwear to me. I'll always remember that.

 

[Bjerknes]

Andy - just know that you are the first to mail fapwear to me. I'll always remember that.

You were the first person to send me a Juve shirt. I'll always remember that too, big guy.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Yes, no breakage, but why was the cap taped on? You boys didn't piss in the bottle and re-cap it, did you?

Burke told me to put some tape on the cap, don't ask me why. On second thought it was completely useless. I'm a retard and so is Burke.

But this retard loves you.

I told him to do it because I have done that before bringing beer back from places, and the tops have come loose and partially spilled the beer. I told him to do that not because I thought it would keep the top on, but in place and keep it from spinning off and spilling all over the fapping object. DUH! I thought you would know that Pado.

Oh my God, Mamahadou Diarra was killed in the Bronx a few years ago. Fucking police are now killing pro footballers and covering it up by sending robots on the pitch.

So that is why David beckham was so expensive, he died in Barcelona when not a boar's head was fired at him, but the fans fired the whole CURVA SCIREA down onto him.

I would rather have a Pennsylvania State Trooper shove cocaine in my own nose while my father makes lasagna naked screaming at my mom GOD DAMNIT CELENE STOP MIXING UP OUR UNDERWEAR while my dog chews on my Cesc Fabregas doll.

I would rather have a smile on my face for 25 days straight being nice to everybody I come across. Then on the 25th day, kill 27,000 people.

Than explain shit.

Andy - just know that you are the first to mail fapwear to me. I'll always remember that.

:cr:

You were the first person to send me a Juve shirt. I'll always remember that too, big guy.

He was the first person to send me AIDS via the Internet.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

lotsa bromance up in here