Congrats to my mother for having me and word to my dad the priest and reverend.
Hector, we call you hector because that is the name of every low class citizen who is mexican who cleans my toilet and rakes my grass and brushes his teeth with fecal matter all while naked because he cant afford clothes, we pay him 17 cents and 5 coronas a week.
So take that, and go lick a lamp post you fucking cock sucker.